Enticing girl by PM need help!

[Apocalypse]

I think you need to talk to some virgins more often.

[Gibsie]

Thinking about it, you're probably right. I sure as hell wouldn't want my behymen broken by someone that large

[Az]

This is the time when Boris should come in and say: "How about a tad smaller specimen?"

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Azazel
This is the time when Boris should come in and say: "How about a tad smaller specimen?"

Why would I say that?

[Felch]

Zylka, best of luck to you. She sounds really special.

Slighty off topic, I decided to take a long break earlier this week. My girl had trouble controlling her intake of a variety of substances, so I'm quitting along with her until she can sort her life out again. It seems like Poly will be short two heads for a while.

[Asher]

Ask if she'd be interested in a 3-way with a 19 year old.

[Jon Miller]

hahahaha

Jon Miller

[Az]

Why would I say that?

Because it would be funny?

Heck, I later regretted that didn't say it myself.

[monolith94]

Well... I just sent my own email to a girl that I know somewhat casually, asking her if she wants to hang out, go on a date. I'm really scared (for the unimaginative - ) but on the other hand I'm really happy that I just said '**** you' to my neuroses and went ahead and emailed her anyways. She's beautiful, and the best thing is, we just spent the last night hanging out and laughing together, so I'm hoping that she likes me...
I'm kind of sick of platonic friendships, thank you very much...

[Asher]

I'm going to share some emails with you from this freaky old guy who keeps emailing me:

Hi dave So how was school or should i ask? well my day was great we have so much on sale this week. Now i have the weekend off which is so great dave i'm going for lunch on sat with an old friend of my he's rally neat person and we are going for fish and chip's very cool!! He has been very sick now he's better. I just went to your web site to read more of your journal. You like book stores i love going to book store i can spend hours in them and i get lost and then look at the time and say oh no it that time aaa? My friend know this so we don't go there much. And the same with cd store i can spent hours in a cd store looking around or just listening to a new cd! What do you like to do in your spare time it sound like you don't have much spare time with school? I like to go to the mall and look around or i taking the bus and just go any were in calgary i know the bus's very well here and use them all the time i don't drive yet have my learners thou! I also like computer game's listening to the radio at night art bell is really cool to listen to he talk about anything from ghost to aliens stuff like that it come's on at 1pm qr77am. And like just talking to people and getting to know them. I have a great family and do lot's with them my mom side of the family live here in town i have two half brothers and we do lot's of thing's as well. One lives in red deer and has six kids and my other brother live's here in town and has three kids. So you worked in a bakery to that's cool i know the manger up at the supper store bakery she doesn't work there any more thou. I love my job dave it fun and exciting i work with the best people.I sometime's supervise at night i work night's allot that my template 28hour's. And i get four week's paid holidays's it's nice. Were do you work dave? Well i could talk for hour but i'm very tired busy day so i hope that you have a great day dave and hope to here from you soon! take care dave

your friend steve

Hi dave. Well i got to bed at 3:00am i was very tired i was hoping dave that you would have be online msm messenger so we could have talked for the first time! You were online i just said hi hoping that you would e-mail back and say hi to. I wish like you dave that more cute guy's work in the deli and bakery side so that when we have time to talk we would which is almost nell! So you have a new game to play that's cool i just got one for my computer it's (myst) best selling pc game of all time but working lot's and trying to meet new friends i haven't had time to play it yet! but it look's like a good game have you played it dave? Well have fun tomorrow at school to bad you have to go sun is a day to have fun go shopping or see a movie or just send it with friends. Well i have to go my friend will be here at one so i hope that you have a great day dave and looking forward to talking to you one day soon i hope. bye for now!

your friend steve

P.s. Dave school is hard sometimes i know when i went there and the home work well there were days that i wonted to scream!! but in the end wow the job is awesome and the pay is great keep up the good work. There is light at the end of the tunnel you see! have a great day dave!

Please don't do anything like that. I don't even know this guy or email him back.

[monolith94]

He sounds mentally retarded. I just sounded socially retarded.

Hey Sarah...

I just wanted to write to you. I felt it might be nice. Normally I wouldn't do this cause I'm a neurotic fool but...
Well, when you described what had happened between you and your boyfriend, when I said goodbye, I wanted to know more. I might be imagining things, thinking there's more than there is, but I just thought I heard this sort of sadness in your voice...
I'm really sorry. It's so wrong of me to feel angry at this guy for not calling you, cause I'm not him, and who am I to judge, but I couldn't help letting what you said kind of bother me. Are you finished with him, or not, I wonder? You said that in his reply back he said he was a fool, or an idiot, or something like that, but I want to know - is it through?
I guess the reason is... if it is, I'd like to hang out more with you. Tonight, I guess I just spent all of my time with you. I went into that dumb Bond movie because I didn't know what I wanted to do, really, but then I just saw you, and I guess I just wanted to go wherever you were going.
I had fun tonight - real, real, real fun. I'm glad that the first time I saw "But I'm A Cheerleader," that it was with someone who appreciates it so much. I may not be totally aware of what's going on all the time, and I confuse easily, but I also just liked hanging out with you, and your roomates.
Basically, I'm asking you if you'd like to, I don't know... perhaps go out on a date with me, sometime? I'm still filled with doubt and confusion because you have this thing going on with mr. San Francisco (I'm really sorry I can't remember his name, I just have a terrible head for names) and I just want to know.... what you want.
If you don't want me. Or if you still have him. Or if you really just don't want anything to do with the breed of human *******s commonly known as guys (I sympathize, I've been objectified by guys too - one of them pinched my butt once, and I was flattered, but not interested, interesting story actually...) I totally understand...
But if you would like to just hang out sometime, and talk, or do something even more fun than talking, like differential equations or stuff like that, I'd like to know.
I feel like a total idiot writing this, but also like a really smart person at the same time. A total idiot because the words I say all sound stupid to me, but really smart, because I'm just being honest. And also really smart because I decided to not not write to you, if that makes any sense at all...
All right, I'm just going to stop here. I think I've done enough (damage?) for one night.
John

[Asher]

What kind of girl is she, monolith?

If she's into sensitive guys I think that's probably a good way to approach it with her, actually. Very vulnerable, yet ballsy.

[monolith94]

She's really, incredibly sweet, beautiful, smart... *sigh*
Really, what I wrote was ballsy? Hmmmmmm.... Well, we'll see what happens tomorrow - because tomorrow is another day!
Seriously, tonight I was very 'on'. I was witty, I was charming, I sang Karaoke, and was not as good as her, but not as bad as the other people - I was crude in a very cute way... I usually feel like an oaf with women, but tonight was just... Something special.

[Asher]

It was ballsy in the sense that you openly wear your heart on your sleeve and take the risk and be so open about it to someone you don't really know.

Really, if I had to write a letter like that, I wouldn't be able to write all that stuff. I'd basically say: "Hey, had fun tonight, wanna go out sometime? Dave"

[monolith94]

Ah, yes, well... I'm a poet. I just do stuff like that, I can't help it really. It has its upsides and downsides.