Would you join a survivalist militia?

[Dis]

the problem is they are all whackos.

civilization is not going anywhere.

I'd rather spend my time looking at hot chicks than sweaty men.

[Buck Birdseed]

Survivalist, no. Crazy militant "cold dead hands" conspiracy theory militia, possibly.

[Az]

[Dinner]

Just think of all the benifets membership would bring you:
-You'd never have to worry about fashion because camoflage jackets are always in.
-You'd get to eat all the spam you want.
-Sure, there's no women around but you could own a whole pack of semi-wild dogs.
-You're really old rusted out P.O.S. pick up truck is considered cool by these people.
-You'd gain complete knowledge of the areas caves and abandoned mine shafts.
-You won't have to worry about going bald when your older since everyone wears base ball caps with "John Deere" written on it,...

and lastly you get to continously rant about the U.N. and the "new world order".

[Az]

I'll take it!

[loinburger]

I'd join only if Ted Nugent were a member. Otherwise, forget it.

I might settle for Hunter Thompson, though...

[Static Universe]

Yes, but only if I could shoot a machine gun out of a dune buggy.