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  • #31
    "100 tacos for 100 dollars... this should get me through the week-long dr. who marathon..."

    The best simpsons quote to never appear in the Simpsons
    "And now you know why evil will always win: because good is dumb."
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #32
      Homer (in a trance): No beer and no TV make Homer something something

      Marge: Go crazy?

      Homer: Don't mind if I do!!! *Homer goes nuts*

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      • #33
        Its not rocket science, its brain surgery- Mr Burns
        Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
        Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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        • #34
          How could I forget the entire Mr. Sparkle sequence?

          "For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!"
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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          • #35
            More Homer:

            "Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

            "Mmmmm...sacrilicious."
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #36
              Gentleman I'm not leaving until I get my elephant-Bart
              Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
              Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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              • #37
                "I love that elephant song" - Grandpa
                "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                Drake Tungsten
                "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                Albert Speer

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                • #38
                  "Heh heh, I guess you could even say that we've eaten Uder, and that he's in our stomachs being digested! ... No, wait, forget that last one." -Principal Skinner

                  "Hey, those kids are learning for free! Use your fake muskets as clubs, men!" -Civil War Reenactor

                  Female Bartender: "Hey, you said that I'd win if I had sex with you!"
                  Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things he doesn't really mean. Oh yeah!"
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                  • #39
                    I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus!
                    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                    • #40
                      (slight paraphrasing, but you'll get the idea )

                      Homer: I want to put some monkeys in uniform, give them some weapons, and get them to recreate the Civil War

                      Marge: You can't do that!

                      Homer: Why not? It couldn't hurt .... unless the monkeys started hurting people .... which they almost certainly would.
                      If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                      • #41
                        Remeber that X-files episode when Scully hooked Homer onto a lie detector.

                        Something like this...

                        Scully: "We are going to ask you a series of simple questions. You will answer with a simple Yes or No. Do you understand?"
                        Homer: "YES"
                        ... and the lie detector blows up!

                        well... it not a quote but still funny...
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                        • #42
                          Ned: Tonight's the night I do my charity work
                          Homer: Oh yeah, Judge made me do that once too, stupid lack of public urinals.

                          Krusty (on show, with monkey crawling on his head, zoo lady as guest): So why do they call this a "urine" monkey. Ooh I think I just found out.
                          Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                          • #43
                            (after Bart has been putting Grandpa's name on his cartoon strips)
                            Bart: But didn't you wonder why you were being sent checks for doing nothing?
                            Grandpa: I figured the Democrats were back in power again.

                            (and one as full of wisdom today as it was however many years ago)
                            Krusty: Saddam Hussein? They should call him So Damn Insane!
                            "Although I may disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to hear me tell you how wrong you are."

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                            • #44
                              Homer: "Uh huh, uh huh.....thats great im going to eat mayonaise"
                              and
                              "try is the first step towards failure"
                              I just don't know anymore.

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                              • #45
                                Ohhhh... I feel all funny... I'm in love!
                                ...No, wait, it's a stroke.

                                --Abe Simpson
                                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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