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I prefer Homer's "It's because they were stupid. That's why everyone does everything".
I've found it a good reply for most "why" type questions.
I've found it a good reply for most "why" type questions.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world -
"Saxamaphone...saxamaphone"
Or how bout
"moe..moe..moe..moe.". Hey dad can we moe to the moevies?The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!! -
"joblessness is no longer for philosophy majors."
Only feebs vote.Comment
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"What's the point in going out, we're just going to end up back here"
"There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way"
"Isn't that just the wrong way?"
"Yeah but faster"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.Comment
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1. "I sleep in a drawer..." --Ralph Wiggum
2. "I'm a kitty!" --Ralph Wiggum (while putting on Indian war paint)
3. While walking out of "Stoner's Pot Palace"... Otto the bus driver says, "Man, that's flagrant false advertising!"To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Weaseling out of things is what separates man from the animals! Except the weasel.Comment
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Marge: You should take comfort in the fact that you're making people happy.
Homer: OOOOO.... I'm making people happy, I'm the magical man from Happy Land with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!
*leaves room and slams door* .... *opens door*
Oh, and in case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic.
*slams door again*
Marge: Well ... duh!If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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this one is too easy but someone has to say it!
homer: DOH!Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05usComment
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"That's two independent thougth alarms in one day Willy, the children are overstimualted. Remove the color chalk"
" I warned Yeh Skinner, I warned Yeh that that Chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel".
So good, I got the poster. And I may or may not get the T-shirt, as I'm not quite sure whether I'm that big a geek yet."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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Apu: "Celebrate the birth of your country, by blowing up a small part of it.""When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
"All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
"Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran SiddiquiComment
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Actually, that wasn't Apu, it was the shopkeeper in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport who said it.
It's settled then. I'm getting that T-shirt."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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Marge: Homer, this is the worst thing you've ever done!
Homer: Oh, you say that so much that it's lost all meaning.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Homer: You tried your hardest and failed miserably, the moral of this story: never try.
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Confused, would we?I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
Gogol, Diary of a MadmanComment
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