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Homie... have you been up all night again eating cheese?
I think I'm blind!
I think I'm blind!
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"You su-diddely-uck, Flanders!"Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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must... post.. here...
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" -Homer
"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." -Homer
"Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer"Relax, pay your income tax!" - The Fast Show
"Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again." - Conan O'BrienComment
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OMG... *head explodes* There are too many!
Kman"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Homer: "Lisa, we obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house."
Ralph: "I bent my wookie."
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Christian School
We put the fun
in FundamentalistI never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"Comment
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just look at my sig
God---He's my favorite fictional charater.----Homer SimpsonComment
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Bart: "God, we paid for all this stuff, so thanx for nothin.""When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
"All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
"Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran SiddiquiComment
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"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
-Homer"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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"Ewwwww, they have the internet on computers now"
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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wasn't that school bully Kearney's son? after he said something like "the divorce was hard on my son, but he's okay now"Originally posted by Sava
1. "I sleep in a drawer..." --Ralph Wiggum
anyway, homer's "mmm..."s never stop to amuse me.
like "mmm... elephant fresh" after he gets his head groomed by bart's elephant's grooming birdCSPAComment
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obvious ones from Bart:
Don't have a cow man.
Kwaaabunga Dude!Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Marge: Homer! There's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?!
Marge: No! He's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
My all-time favorite:
http://www.duke.edu/~gmw/moe_and_the_lie_detector.html
I love that scene!
yeah, same here. His facial expression when he does it alot of the time, like in the quote below, is what gets me most of teh time.anyway, homer's "mmm..."s never stop to amuse me.
"mmmmm.... that Yoddle tasted so good... I wish I was eating right now....""I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Comic Book Guy:
"oooh, a sarcasm detector, thats real useful
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*sarcasm detecor explodes*
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Comic Book Guy:
"oh, IM so lonely... only if there were a word for how im feeling in klingon... *pulls out an english-klingon ditionary and flips thru it*... ah yes... GHAARDTOCK!""I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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