Now why didn't this get bumped when I posted?
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Because no one cares about your whining. You have a child, and that is a gift.
Seriously. Why have them watch Barney when they could watch an infinitely cooler show, like Mr. rogers or sesame street?
Sesame street isn't as good as it was in its heyday, but it's still damn better than Barney. hell, I can watch sesame street even now and still be entertained. "Batty batty batty bat, batty batty batty batty bat batty batty batty batty bat! 1-2-3 1-2-3!"
That's like, wicked cool man!
Plus, you want to start your kids on the good literature as soon as possible. My parents were reading to me at a very early age! Mark Twain, robinson Crusoe... etc."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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Originally posted by monolith94
Because no one cares about your whining.
Why have them watch Barney when they could watch an infinitely cooler show, like Mr. rogers or sesame street?
Sesame street isn't as good as it was in its heyday, but it's still damn better than Barney. hell, I can watch sesame street even now and still be entertained. "Batty batty batty bat, batty batty batty batty bat batty batty batty batty bat! 1-2-3 1-2-3!"
That's like, wicked cool man!
Plus, you want to start your kids on the good literature as soon as possible. My parents were reading to me at a very early age! Mark Twain, robinson Crusoe... etc.
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As JohnT knows, there is a thing called 'Age Appropriate" and if you spend a lot of time teaching your kid Plato at 15 months you wind up with a Plato spewing toddler that can't do other stuff like make friends and share toys. Wonderful.
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Originally posted by Zkribbler
"Guys' hobbies are doing things that girls hate. This is our way of getting away from them. Girls' hobbies are doing things that guys hate. The problem is, they drag us along and make them do too." ... Jimmy Kimmel
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And what exactly was it that you would do with out us again......?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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i agree with monolith. The earlier you can educate your children, the better. Especially reading. Not saying that JohnT is wrong...obviously there are many skills necessary at each age bracket, but the earlier they start learning the better"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
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