All time best (and worst) Simpsons episodes

[St Leo]

Scorpio
Scorpio
Scorpio

[mactbone]

Man, I forgot about the the MENSA episode, who can't appreciate Stephen Hawking?

I think the reason I like the newer ones better is because they don't try to be like sitcoms, or provide some sort of moral like the old ones did.

Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious... that I don't."

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by MacTBone
Man, I forgot about the the MENSA episode, who can't appreciate Stephen Hawking?

I think the reason I like the newer ones better is because they don't try to be like sitcoms, or provide some sort of moral like the old ones did.

Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious... that I don't."

hehe, yeah...

President Clinton, "Lisa, I hope you learned a very valuable lesson today, if you complain, dont stop, just keep complaining until everything goes your way."

Marge, "Thats a lousy lesson!"

Clinton, "Hey, and I'm a lousy president"

*preisdential music*

[mactbone]

That reminds me of when Bush moves in next door

They had an episode lately where Homer and Lisa went to a Habitat for Humanity type thing and Clinton, Bush, and Carter were there and they made them like the three stooges.
Bush = Moe
Clinton = Larry
Carter = Curly

[Dis]

I did love the end of the Japan episode. If that doesn't give you a seizure nothing will.

Also the Australia episode was a classic.

The one where they went to Africa was stupid. That was a plot device. Because the episode wasn't about that.

[Kramerman]

another classic quote, from the Trillion dollar bill episode:

Pres. Truman,
"I present this Trillion Dollar Bill to our richest, and therefore most trustworthy citizen, Montgomery Burns, to deliver to our allies across the Atlantic, who fought so poorly, and surrendered so readily..."

*zooms to European leaders*

Englishman,
"Oh deer, it looks like they have not brought the money, should we attack?"

Frenchman.
"No, lets just act snooty to them for now on! *french laugh*"

[Ikarus]

Aren't the Simpson's great. There are many a good episode. Here's my favorite's.
- I'll have to agree with the already mentioned Scorpio, Pinchy and Frank Grimes episodes.
- Also, I enjoyed "Homer is a Missionary". HEHEHE "I'm not, not licking frogs!" hehehe.
- Another great is the Max Power episode.
- The episode where the camera follows each individual Simpson on their day is funny too. Remember, the one with Linguo and Fat Tony's henchmen. ALL THE INCORRECT GRAMMAR, OH GOD!
- Heh, the one where Bart takes that ridilin knockoff (Dammit, what is it called) and he accuses the baseball league of reading his mind. That one was good. Homer - "Hey, there's just air in mine."
- I enjoyed the N-SYNC episode myself, but that's probably cause I know all the words to each song sung by the Party Posse. Here's a taste...
"Party Posse we rule the Earth,"
"The greatest band since music's, birth."
"We love to sweat and we love to sing..."
"We're real funky but not threatenin, yay-ye-ah"
"We're the best band in the world,"
"But we'd give it all up for that special girl."
"You're my special girl...My Spe...cial Girl"
here's another
"I saw you last night at the spelling bee."
"I knew right then that it was L-U-V"
"I've gotta spell out, what you mean to me..."
"Cause I can no longer be, your silent 'G'"
and one more
"There's trouble in a far off nation."
"Time to get in love formation."
"Your love is more deadly than Saddam,"
"That's why I gotta drop da bomb."
"Yvan eht Nioj...Yvan eht Nioj, yvan eht nioj"
"This party is happenin, it's no mirage"
"So sing it again, Yvan eht Nioj!"
- Anyways, I also enjoy the many episodes where Milhouse says or does something funny. Here's some hilarious Milhouse quotes.
"This is just like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat."
"This game is so cool, and I've only entered my name, Thrillhouse!" (I'm not sure if this is quoted correctly, but the emphasis is on the Thrillhouse)
"She's with the 'House now"

Anyways, there are a lot of great Simpson's episodes and only a few not-so-good one's. It would be a hassle to mention everyone I liked. So I'll stop now.

[TheStinger]

Mono rail is good.
Homer in space especialy when he does the planet of the apes speach.
The Michael Jackson one is good.