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  • #61
    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
    So I take it you aren't opposed to getting a bj from a man, then?
    Men tend to give it better 'cause they know what they like, too.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Asher

      Men tend to give it better 'cause they know what they like, too.
      Nah, that's a myth. Men aren't any more likely to know the right thing to do with someone's wang in their mouths than women are.

      Good technique comes with experience and from knowing how to read the signals of your partner, not from the gender of the giver.
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
        Nah, that's a myth. Men aren't any more likely to know the right thing to do with someone's wang in their mouths than women are.

        Good technique comes with experience and from knowing how to read the signals of your partner, not from the gender of the giver.
        A lot of the signals are faked, "Oh you're doing a great job" for fear of upsetting the girl.

        How many women have you been with, Boris? Just the one?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #64
          [Ming mode]All right guys, let's keep my thread clean. This is about missed sexual opportunities - if you two want to compare notes, do it by PM.[/Ming mode]

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          • #65
            I actually had a gorgeous college cheerleader describe her sexual history to me, and then, at the end of the date after a long kiss goodnight at my place, asked me if I had anything particular in mind. Nope, of course I didn't. She stamped her foot when she left.



            We had a second date too where I completely ignored the blindingly obvious.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Asher

              A lot of the signals are faked, "Oh you're doing a great job" for fear of upsetting the girl.

              How many women have you been with, Boris? Just the one?
              Signals are faked for men as well. I know I've faked a couple of times.

              Just the one, and I can honestly say that, qualitatively, she performed as adequately in that regard as many of the men I have been with.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #67
                DanS :
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #68
                  Remark:
                  Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is
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                  how would you know?
                  So I take it you aren't opposed to getting a bj from a man, then?
                  you guys rule, all of you.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by David Floyd




                    orange,

                    Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is

                    Oh David......as always open mouth insert......well......use your imagination

                    Sorry little one.....it was just to easy! So are you saying that there would be no difference between a guy giving you head and a girl? I guess you are saying that a mouth is a mouth no matter what it's attached to?
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Tiamat
                      Oh David......as always open mouth insert......well......use your imagination

                      Sorry little one.....it was just to easy! So are you saying that there would be no difference between a guy giving you head and a girl? I guess you are saying that a mouth is a mouth no matter what it's attached to?
                      I propose an experiment. It will involve David, a blindfold, Tiamat, FemmeAdonis, red_jon and myself.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #71
                        **cough** **ahem** Oh Boris there is one little element you forgot.........

                        I'm married!! So only if you can get clearence from my husband
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • #72
                          Anyway I've seen David drunk before........not a pretty picture. I would assume that we would all have to be drunk to take part in this venture........no??
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Tiamat
                            Anyway I've seen David drunk before........not a pretty picture. I would assume that we would all have to be drunk to take part in this venture........no??
                            I can't speak for you, but for me, definitely. For red_jon, probably not.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Tiamat
                              **cough** **ahem** Oh Boris there is one little element you forgot.........

                              I'm married!! So only if you can get clearence from my husband
                              BJ's don't count as sex.
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #75
                                I propose an experiment. It will involve David, a blindfold, Tiamat, FemmeAdonis, red_jon and myself.
                                An experiment ? cool, I wanna join too!













                                Hey, wait a minute!
                                urgh.NSFW

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