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  • #76
    Az, okay, we'll get a blindfold for you, too. Or did you want to take Tiamat's place?
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #77
      Argh this thread is rotten

















      Hmm, bjs
      How DARE moderators to delete my masturbation thread!
      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

      Asher on molly bloom

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      • #78
        That post of mine didn't come out right, did it? hehe.

        A revalation here: I wouldn't care about getting a blowjob from a guy, but it would be no different for me than using my hand, in an emotional sense, though it would obviously feel different.

        Funny, being repeatedly hit by guys all the time, and only seldom by girls. It's tragic, really.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #79
          I love this thread
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Azazel
            A revalation here: I wouldn't care about getting a blowjob from a guy, but it would be no different for me than using my hand, in an emotional sense, though it would obviously feel different.
            Okay, if the above is true, then the following:

            Funny, being repeatedly hit by guys all the time, and only seldom by girls. It's tragic, really.
            Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #81
              Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?

              Of course the blowjobs don't just come out of the ground, like sprouts (hey! blowjob seeds! plant them and enjoy! ) one has to seek and breed them, like cattle
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #82
                Please refrain from making any connections between oral sex and cattle. Thanks.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #83
                  Whoops I mispelled and I feel stupid
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                  Asher on molly bloom

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                  • #84
                    Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?
                    come to think about it, I was offered a handjob by a stranger once, and I declined it.
                    I also was offered a blowjob by a guy, but I knew him, and he was high on Ex, so I couldn't abuse him that way.
                    I guess I am more heterosexual than I think of myself.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #85
                      Please refrain from making any connections between oral sex and cattle. Thanks.
                      I think I'll put it in my sig.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #86
                        I have quite the oppisite problem, i jump on every opportunity presented to me, damn the consequences.

                        Ive had more sex due to my friend nicole's friends just because i was sleeping over at her house and one of her friends was sleeping over.

                        somehow i always seem to prey on my females friend's friends as to pass time between relationships.

                        i guess what i would consider missing an opportunity is being in the same room as a friend of a friend.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #87
                          it went in my profile
                          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                          • #88
                            What profile?
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #89
                              Stop flirting you two
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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                              • #90
                                stop being green with jealousy.


                                it's the intl day of love, and here I am surfing apolyton.

                                and so are you Datajack
                                urgh.NSFW

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