Dennis Miller for VP in '04!

[Lancer]

Pres Bush should try to recruit Miller for VP as he's much funnier than Cheney. He was on Donahue and he even made that bearable.

Miller: "I hate our enemies, I think I'm the last one."

Got any Dennis Miller quotes?

[Drake Tungsten]

An old sig...

"When some jackass finally yanks our chain long enough and we drop two hundred tons of explosives on him, the wussier countries of the world like to accuse us of being cowboys. Okay, Senor Speedo, you win. That's right. We're Gary goddamn Cooper, and you know what? Saddle up and get in the posse or shut the **** up. All right?" - Dennis Miller

Bush/Miller in 2004!

[Dinner]

That just became my new sig. The old one about Ming's New Year's bash was getting kind of old where as this one is timeless stuff.

[Lancer]

Drake!

Oerdin, there's a thread of Shi's in the Poly forum worth checking out. I put in my 2 pesos worth...

[Lancer]

"A recent study showed that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run"

"Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion dollars less than predicted. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with congressman Gary Condit."

[chequita guevara]

He used to be pretty good, but he's become a crank.

[Ming]

He still is funny (watched the replay tonight)... He's just gotten more conservative

But he trashed Bush big time... and it was REALLY funny.

[Lancer]

Che's post translated from leftyspeak...

'He used to be liberal, but he's become a conservative.'

[chequita guevara]

so!

[Lancer]

Ming, I see you deleted Shi's thread in the Apolyton forum before the admins could see yet another complaint about your moderating. Fast work guy.

[Ming]

Gee... another off topic complaint in a thread by Lancer... what a surprise.

And Che... NP. A fact of getting older for most people

[Lancer]

Che, the tounge looks kinda red, ok, now turn your head and cough.

[Lancer]

Ming, the thread you deleted in the Apolyton forum was Shi's, not mine. I wonder why it says "Moderated by DanQ" there, if he doesn't even get a chance to see the stuff?

[Ming]

If you have a complaint Lancer... take it up with management. I'm sure they will take you as serious as I do. Now stop your whining. It's off topic.

[chequita guevara]

You want some crackers with your whine, Lancer?