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  • /me turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"
    Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

    https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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    • /me swears at capitan garlic.

      /me goes into infinate storeroom and gets a security guard for snowmachine ...

      * Security Guard slaps CapitanGarlic silly, and switches snowmachine off.
      Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
      Waikato University, Hamilton.

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      • Thanks, ColdWizard.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • /me wonders if it is good for one's health to have their feet in sub 0°C ice, and their head in 68°C texan heat.
          Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
          Waikato University, Hamilton.

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          • * Tuberski wonders how Grrr makes the Degree symbol, while digging out of a pile of dead squirrels.

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • /me gets a computer from the infinate store, and tells tuberski to hold down the ALT key and on the numeric keypad type 0176.

              ACK!
              Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
              Waikato University, Hamilton.

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                Excellent.

                Now for world domination.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • Originally posted by Azazel
                  Hey wanna see something cool?

                  *Azazel farts at the fireplace, and blazes Alex away*
                  You disintegrated Alex! Bad man.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • Sorry
                    *takes a broom, and clears Alex away into the trashbin*


                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • Originally posted by ColdWizard
                      * ColdWizard turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"


                      OOOOOOoooooOOOOoooo I"m so scared.........someone forgets that this Dragon lives in Texas so heat is nothing for me
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
                        *runs around on fire*

                        Ow. Ow. Ow. I don't think the sprinklers are helping. Ow. Wait, idea time!

                        *attempts to smother flames using Kramerman*
                        Muhahaha!!! I am immune to fire!

                        Originally posted by ColdWizard
                        * ColdWizard turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"
                        Hah! I am immune to Texas heat too!
                        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                        • Originally posted by ColdWizard
                          * ColdWizard makes sure the air-conditioning is still set to "Australian weather in July"

                          good, nobody fiddled with it
                          /me wonders why he set it to Australian winter...
                          Oh, hes a ColdWizard.

                          *Puts broad hat on.
                          Its getting a bit hot in here.
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • Picks up airconditioning remote ... from a pool of water ... it doesn't go.

                            /me flicks power off at main fusebox to disable the heating .
                            Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
                            Waikato University, Hamilton.

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                            • ok..
                              *gives dd a back massage*
                              "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                              • *Alex starts to climb from the trashbin, dizzy as hell*

                                Azazel! Now you're going to... *ooops!* *waaahhh!*

                                CRASH!

                                *Alex is still dizzy and cannot stand up*

                                Hey, Dino, one more Brahma, please... Better yet, bring me a Skol.

                                Hey, devilmunchkin, I could use some massage too... My left arm is still fading out into the void...

                                *Alex mumbles something about Azazel*
                                I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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