Apolyton Coffee Shop: Where everyone knows your name

[Grrr]

Ouch ... I didn't realise you had the strength to throw that recliner with such power.

/me crawls out from underneath recliner, and disappears into infinate store room.

Ten minutes later.

/me walks out with a 200 gallon drum of used cooking oil, and tips it over the floor.

[Tiamat]

Oh you silly little git!! As if it isn''''''t bad enough that my legs are all wobbly you spill oil and expect mme to walkkkkkkkkkkkk?????????

[Skanky Burns]

/me jumps onto the bar as Tia slides past - taking out the chair he was sitting on.

[Grrr]

Spilt oil meets the fireplace. , flames erupt and start melting the snow,

/me places the recliner upright, and puts a drowsy Tia into it.

[Az]

That recliner was damn heavy. I think I pulled a muscle.
OH ****, I think that the DRINK CABINET is on fire.


NO-O-O-O-O-O-OOO!!!!
*In slow motion, Azazel jumps behind a turned upside down table, while the Cabinet explodes*

[Grrr]

Too bad about the drinks cabinet, we'll have to have cannabis tea all round .

[Grrr]

/me goes into infinate store room to get a couple of fire engines before this all gets out of hand.

[Tiamat]

**tia sits in her new found recliner**

WHhhhhhhhhhhhhoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa **tia tries to sit up.........reclines back** Nope Stilll a biitt on the ffffffffffffffuuuszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyy side...OPppppppppssssss **tia spills tea** awwwwww isn't thaaat a sh.....ah......sh.....oh bugger I can't even think..

[Grrr]

Skanky, why are their no fire trucks in the ISR? .

Fire becomes larger ... sprinkler system activates.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
wooooweeeeeeeeeee...DD..you have some magic hands!!!! i feel much much better! your turn?

Thank you! I'd enjoy that.

/me wonders if he remembered to install the sprinklers

[Kramerman]

*Kman picks up fallen squirrels from the rabbit/squirrel battle, and hurls them at Tuberski

come on... take the bait... come on... you know you want to...

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Grrr
* Grrr joins in the snowball fight, and clobbers Tuberski.

"OH! YOU HIT ME IN THE EAR!!!"

* Tuberski digs slush out of his ear as he is huddled on the floor.

ACK!

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Kramerman
*Kman picks up fallen squirrels from the rabbit/squirrel battle, and hurls them at Tuberski

come on... take the bait... come on... you know you want to...

"Help!!! I'm being pelt with rabbits and squirrels!!!!!

ACK!

[H Tower]

/me walks in to shop, sees the chaos and decides to go for another walk

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by Tuberski


"Help!!! I'm being pelt with rabbits and squirrels!!!!!

ACK!

Wait.....wait .....I'll save you......just as soon as I can get out of this #@(*&$(#*&@^(*&@ recliner!!

**tia tries and tries to get out**

HELP!! HELP!! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A ROUGE RECLINER!! HELP!!