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  • #16
    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
    Do you get served crackers with that pepperoni?
    All done.

    Was eating pepperoni pizza.
    Before it started, I was looking at the questionaire, and this woman sets down a cup of water, and a little plastic serving cup, of crackers.
    I looked up so fast I liked to have popped my neck out of joint.


    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      lol, that's great !

      So what else was on the pizza and what was the point of the exercise?

      Details please.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #18
        Different styles of pepperoni pizza.
        With either a garlic butter and/or ranch dip on the side, use optional.
        Paid off with 2 twenty dollar bills. Cash money.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          US $$

          Now you can use the money to buy plenty-o-beer and say you got free pizza and beer.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #20
            And that will essentially be true.
            God. I love living in a free country where opportunity abounds.

            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              We're all waiting for the test chemicals to kick in....
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #22
                Yeah, $40 is a life-changing amount of money
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  Re: Re: Check This Out. I'll Get Paid To Eat !

                  Originally posted by Caligastia


                  I used to sign up for stuff like that when I was back in New Zealand.

                  One time I got paid $60 to talk politics and drink as much beer as I wanted for an hour.
                  The Empire in Mangatainoka was doing something similar the other day, it was talking about rugby though.

                  They gave me this crap story that being 17 you're not allowed to be paid to drink alcohol, while in actual fact it is only illegal to drink the stuff. .
                  Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
                  Waikato University, Hamilton.

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                  • #24
                    Well if someone wanted to pay me a salary for eating pizza, drinking beer and talking politics I'll do it. They can salary me separately for each one, that is how multitalented I am
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      Well if someone wanted to pay me a salary for eating pizza, drinking beer and talking politics I'll do it. They can salary me separately for each one, that is how multitalented I am
                      You are like WINDOWS PH or something, you can multitask.



                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #26
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          It's a trap!

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