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    Check This Out. I'll Get Paid To Eat !

    I signed up to participate in surveys.
    The first one is today, and should take 1-1 1/2 hours.
    All I have to do is eat pepperoni, and I get 40 bucks.
    How cool is that?

    Now if I can get one for drinking beer, I'm set.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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  • #2
    So finally someone signed up to test the Genmanipulated Superpressure Peperonis..
    Beware it might kill you
    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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    • #3
      Re: Check This Out. I'll Get Paid To Eat !

      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Now if I can get one for drinking beer, I'm set.
      I used to sign up for stuff like that when I was back in New Zealand.

      One time I got paid $60 to talk politics and drink as much beer as I wanted for an hour.
      ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
      ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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      • #4
        Do you get served crackers with that pepperoni?
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #5


          Imagine. Is there anything in the world better than free?
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SlowwHand


            Imagine. Is there anything in the world better than free?
            Yes, free + money.
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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            • #7
              just what the world needs...a fat Slowwhand

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              • #8
                That's right. Not just free, paid to eat.

                A fat SlowwHand. I can't even fathom the thought.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Just more of you to wuv.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    How do I get a job like this?
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                      How do I get a job like this?
                      I hear there are some third-world dictators who need food testers.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #12
                        YYYYYYyeah, like I believe that! They are not telling you everything there is to it.. Maybe they are like testing out new chemical agents, biological weapons and stuff, you know for wars. They give you small amounts in pepperoni, because you can't really taste it with it, so you won't ever know. Then they test you, and if you get sick. Then they take samples of you, when you sleep, so they can make antidote for it.. So don't be surprised if you're offered 'a vitamin shot' for 50 bucks or so. That means you are sick, but I wouldn't trust my butt for them to test with antidotes also!

                        Either I know this because I'm CIA, or you are completely safe and get paid for eating..
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          How do I get a job like this?

                          It was just in the employment section.
                          Not trying to be a smartass, but as soon as I got the call last night, I thought of you.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            CAPITALISM IN ACTION

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                            • #15
                              Well yesterday I got a box of chocolates for taste testing gaviscon
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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