North Korea giving me the Master Key!!?

[Frozzy]

Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Showdown with DLs? Is there a link please?

'Twas deleted, IIRC.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Frozzy
Nice assortment of pictures Tass

Thanks.

These pictures remind me.....Wouldn't it be terriblyt interesting to visit North Korea? To see how they "operate", and to just experience the.....eeriness? I think so.

[Ming]

Originally posted by H Tower
I'm sure the punishment for that one was more fun to watch than this thread just being closed like it will be shortly

i liked his evangelism thread better, now that was a great "EVC" thread

Actually... he never got "punished" specifically for that. He did get nailed when all he did was rant and was told to stop and he didn't... but not for calling me an alien lover... all in good fun

And yeah, evangelism was funny... but nothing beats the old EVC vs EC threads... especially the one when he forget to switch back log ons... Now THAT was funny

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Ming


Actually... he never got "punished" specifically for that. He did get nailed when all he did was rant and was told to stop and he didn't... but not for calling me an alien lover... all in good fun

And yeah, evangelism was funny... but nothing beats the old EVC vs EC threads... especially the one when he forget to switch back log ons... Now THAT was funny

I wish I came onto Poly earlier....it sounded likei t was so much more exciting before

[Frozzy]

Yeah... n00bs like me miss out on all the fun

[cavebear]

Well, at least it's good to know that North Korea is now doomed... (EVC going there).

[Frozzy]

Thinking about it....

Does American Airlines even fly to North Korea?

[Thud]

No. Nor to Afganistan. To Pakistan, even Cuba, but really high price. Lufthansa flys to Kabul, however. Really expensive. I want to visit Kabul. It would be fascinating, I daresay.

On the other hand, we did fly to Moscow during the Cold War.

Unfortunatly, North Korea's situation can't get much worse. Which must mean that EVC's takeover will make things... better?

[Frozzy]

So instead of a stubborn leader in 'lil Kimmy, we'll have to put up with EvC rants on CNN

[orange]

EvCecil makes Kim Jong Il look like Mary Poppins

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Showdown with DLs? Is there a link please?

Those were the times.

And a certain Seargent Sheets did the same thing.

[Provost Harrison]

But the question still remains Ming: Are you an alien lover?

[Thorn]

A meeting with my Cabinet (Note I am going by the Alias Dracul):

[13:11] Dracul777> Leader of the New World Order.
[13:11] The-Evangelion-Freak>
[13:11] Tuome> Oh. I knew that.
[13:12] Tuome> No, I didn't.
[13:12] The-Evangelion-Freak> of course you didn't
[13:12] Tuome> In fact, I still don't get it.
[13:12] The-Evangelion-Freak> it's not like the NWO leader goes around telling people he is the NWO leader... wait
[13:12] Tuome> Link?
[13:12] Dracul777> I'm not the stupid Wrestling organization!!!
[13:12] Rasbelin> Hi EvC!
[13:12] Dracul777> Hello
[13:12] Tuome> öh
[13:12] Tuome> I _still_ don't get it
[13:13] Tuome> http://www.google.fi/search?q=Evan+v...TF-8&hl=fi&lr=
[13:13] Dracul777> My military forces rival that of the United States... one day they will interfere with my plans and will see this.....
[13:13] DBTS> what will they see? dots?
[13:13] Dracul777> Hey I'm on google.
[13:14] Tuome> I _still_ don't get it.
[13:14] DBTS> who isnt on google?
[13:14] Tuome> I'm not
[13:14] DBTS> ....no? do you sport?
[13:14] The-Evangelion-Freak> I am, but on, like, the 20th page, if you search my real name
[13:15] DBTS> I am on the first page of my real name.....methinks...dont remember
[13:15] Dracul777> So who wishes to pay me tribute?
[13:15] The-Evangelion-Freak> What's the going rate?
[13:15] DBTS> I have bunnies
[13:15] Dracul777> Your lives liberty and soul......
[13:15] DBTS> yep i am on the first page of my name in google
[13:15] DBTS> is a bunny ok?
[13:15] The-Evangelion-Freak> I can't give you my soul, I'd turn into a puddle of primordial soup if I did that
[13:15] *** Signoff: Tuome (Quit: Goddamnit.)
[13:16] Rasbelin> What brings you here, EvC?
[13:16] The-Evangelion-Freak> MarkG
[13:16] Rasbelin> Markos?
[13:16] Rasbelin> Aha.
[13:16] Dracul777> I thought Mark was here....
[13:16] Dracul777> I never get around to emailing him........
[13:17] DBTS> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.......yes I am bored
[13:17] Dracul777> So have you'll heard the news I'm new diplomatic leader of North Korea!!!
[13:17] DBTS> ?
[13:18] Dracul777> Yes I will strike fear into the hearts of the infidel, while somehow maintaining my citizenship.....
[13:18] The-Evangelion-Freak> Ah, so that's what all that "Wel'll strike first" stuff was about
[13:18] The-Evangelion-Freak> *We'll
[13:18] Dracul777> Foolish Bush thinks he can go invade countries at will.....
[13:18] The-Evangelion-Freak> Hear hear
[13:19] Dracul777> Well now he has to deal with me.....
[13:19] The-Evangelion-Freak> And the world is safe again
[13:19] Dracul777> the president will be recieving a letter to sign for his resignation on his desk very soon.....
[13:19] The-Evangelion-Freak> Well, until you rule the US that is
[13:20] Dracul777> While I'm at it... I'm going to annex Texas just to spite him.......
[13:20] The-Evangelion-Freak> Then again, I'm sure you'll make a better leader then George W.
[13:20] The-Evangelion-Freak>
[13:21] Dracul777> The world is ripe for Technocracy.....
[13:22] The-Evangelion-Freak> So how will your plans continue when you have control of the USA?
[13:22] The-Evangelion-Freak> Or is that classified information
[13:23] Patriqvium> Technocracy sounds cool. Can we then have all those fancy gadgets they used in Neuromancer?
[13:23] Dracul777> Yeah but of course... all at no expense......
[13:24] The-Evangelion-Freak> Cool
[13:24] Dracul777> I'm going to make Bush the court Jester.....
[13:24] The-Evangelion-Freak>
[13:25] Rasbelin>
[13:25] ColdWizard> will there be cool gadgets that make learning finnish easy?
[13:25] Dracul777> He'll have to wear that funny little hat too......
[13:26] The-Evangelion-Freak> CW: Hope not. Finnish should be strictly a private language of a selected intellectual elite
[13:26] *** settler2 (~settler2@settler.apolyton.net) has joined channel #apolyton
[13:26] *** Signoff: settler2 (Quit: settler2)
[13:26] Dracul777> As first act of the Korean Government I hereby abolish the treaty of Paris and now make the US nonexistent and property of the Crown........
[13:26] Dracul777> of England.
[13:27] ColdWizard> but then i can't insu...err converse with y'all in your native language
[13:27] The-Evangelion-Freak> exactly
[13:27] ColdWizard>
[13:27] The-Evangelion-Freak>
[13:28] Dracul777> I hereby tax Cofee.......
[13:28] Dracul777> (I'll get more money then ever from doing that) heh heh heh
[13:28] The-Evangelion-Freak> That's gonna raise a ruckus... luckily I don't drink coffee
[13:29] Dracul777> It will be unconstitutional to not drink cofee.... because then you cannot be taxed.........
[13:29] The-Evangelion-Freak> I.... see....
[13:30] Dracul777> I appoint Clinton as dictator of America.......
[13:30] Dracul777> both North and South.......
[13:31] The-Evangelion-Freak>
[13:32] Dracul777> would you rather I appoint Sadam?! I can do that you know..... you do not want to get on my bad side.......
[13:33] Dracul777> Actually Saddam will be the new Governor of Texas.......
[13:33] The-Evangelion-Freak> Clinton sounds fine, sounds fine
[13:34] Patriqvium> Couldn't you just resurrect Otto von Bismarck? His name sounds a lot cooler than those of present dictators, and someone bent on Iron and Blood can't possibly be a bad choice.
[13:34] Dracul777> I'll do a step better... I shall resurrect Vlad Tepes!!!
[13:34] Dracul777> Dracula
[13:35] Patriqvium> Hmm... being nicknames "the Impaler" sounds even better. I think I agree.
[13:35] The-Evangelion-Freak> Vlad the Impaler
[13:35] The-Evangelion-Freak> Bah, nevermind
[13:35] * ColdWizard pokes Lemmy
[13:37] Dracul777> I replace the Chief Justice Ashcroft with Ozzy Osbourne.........
[13:38] Dracul777> Can you not see my New World Order is coming together quite well as we speak!!......
[13:39] Dracul777> Now off to business... good day gentlemen.

[Seeker]

You can visit as a tourist. Only Americans are not allowed since they are all assumed to be spies.

Basically, you're picked up by a bus with a tour guide/'minder' who will show you certain sites if you want to for a fee.

You must stay in the quite posh foreign tourist hotels, which are of course bugged, and which are also fairly echoey. Although far beyond the means of NKs, they are a fairly good deal for a fairly luxurious hotel. All amenities, remember starvation isn't caused by lack of food, but by lack of income.

The tour can include natural beauties such as Mt Geumsang, etc, but will usually include massive doses of prop, such as the Kil il Sung museum, birth house, museum of american badness, etc.

Some people go for a morbid laugh, others hope to see relatives (vainly)

[Nubclear]

Nmad.....Sounds like a terribly interesting country. It'll be interesting to see what happens after it collapses.