I was a big ****er, 10.10 pounds. Come to think of it, I'm still a big ****er.
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A whopping 6 lbs., 13 ounces.
I don't know how stoned that is.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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I've got Sloww beat. 5lbs, 13oz.
-Arrian (three weeks early)grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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cali! holy hell you were huge!
i was 6 and a half pounds. my mothers biggest baby..i got fat too...i dunno what happened tho caused i stopped growing and my bro and sis are passing me by leaps and bounds..my sis was only 5 pounds when she was born, too. life isn't fair."Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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7 lbs. 11oz
20"
full head o' hair"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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9 lbs 8 ounces. dunno how long i was, but i was born with a high fever and an infection that made my testicles swell up, there are pictures of little baby me with huge man-balls"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
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Thank you ever so much for THAT mental image, Uber.
Your work for today is done.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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