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  • #31
    Originally posted by Jon Miller




    Jon, your unconscious mind is driven most by Masturbation

    You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to wack-off. Whether it is to a red-headed asians, or to a couple of busty-blonds, it is important to you to masturbate continually.

    You are driven to masturbate in strangeplaces with strange objects. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate yet frustrated desire to get laid. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable ache in your groin, your unconscious seeks for you to masturbate profusely.

    Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for getting laid. You care about getting laid, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward getting laid and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.

    Jon Miller

    ROFL

    *wipes tears from eyes*
    ah, I appreciate that one needed a good laugh...
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    • #32
      Imagination... hmmmm, the character descriptions are all rather alike aren't they, yadda yadda yadda *insert word here* yadda yadda *insert word here* yadda

      you have a deep inner drive....

      I liked jon millers parody, it sort of takes out the important bit... oh well I Think I'll imagine some more

      on a sidenote, anyone here who rites I'll with 3 L:s instead of shift-i followed by 2 L:s?
      The true way of sword fencing is the craft of defeating the enemy in a fight, and nothing other than this.
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      • #33
        "David, your unconscious mind is driven most by Resistance

        You approach the world with your guard intact because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you want to maintain an element of control in your relationships with people. You tend to hold your private experiences just out of reach of others. You're not one to immediately show all your cards, to let people into who you really are until you're ready.

        Unfortunately, that sometimes means you also hide things from yourself. You may find that your desire to remain guarded backfires, affecting your self-awareness. Why are you like this? It's possible that you act in this manner because of a deeply-rooted fear of being exposed, or of truly expressing yourself. To protect yourself from this fear, you act in the opposite manner — you are guarded.

        There is a certain respect that comes with resistance, an unconscious understanding that the human psyche is very vulnerable. We all feel we have a lot to hide, and you are not one to be intrusive or thoughtless about how you approach sensitive topics with others. Therefore you inspire a sense of safety in others when they are around you. Your psyche is very deep, very rich, and the more you can let yourself know (both the good and the bad), the more you will be able to appreciate who you really are.

        Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Resistance, there is much more to who you are at your core."

        ****************


        Wow. That's scary how DEAD ON that is. Crap...I've been exposed!
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        • #34
          Diss, cavebear: Put in a random made-up e-mail address like blahblah@blah.org, they give you the results anyway.
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          • #35
            Thanks a lot Buck. That was my last no spam account.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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            • #36
              Kindness, apparently. See one of the above posts for a description.

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              • #37
                Blackwidow your unconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity
                that test was boring, long,AND stupid.....Oh well that's what I get for being so darn curious
                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                • #38
                  Kindness.

                  Interesting.

                  Now bugger off....

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                  • #39
                    I'd feel a lot more comfortable about this test if there were personality options like "Psychotic" or "One-Dimensional," just so I'd know that they weren't feeding everybody a happy-go-lucky personality type. Otherwise it's like those online IQ tests that rate everybody as a genius.

                    I'm peaceful, apparently.
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                    • #40
                      Resistance. Not exactly a happy-go-lucky type...

                      Get away from me, you ****ers!



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                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
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                      • #41
                        Spot On

                        Bobby, your unconscious mind is driven most by Resistance

                        You approach the world with your guard intact because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you want to maintain an element of control in your relationships with people. You tend to hold your private experiences just out of reach of others. You're not one to immediately show all your cards, to let people into who you really are until you're ready.

                        Unfortunately, that sometimes means you also hide things from yourself. You may find that your desire to remain guarded backfires, affecting your self-awareness. Why are you like this? It's possible that you act in this manner because of a deeply-rooted fear of being exposed, or of truly expressing yourself. To protect yourself from this fear, you act in the opposite manner — you are guarded.

                        There is a certain respect that comes with resistance, an unconscious understanding that the human psyche is very vulnerable. We all feel we have a lot to hide, and you are not one to be intrusive or thoughtless about how you approach sensitive topics with others. Therefore you inspire a sense of safety in others when they are around you. Your psyche is very deep, very rich, and the more you can let yourself know (both the good and the bad), the more you will be able to appreciate who you really are.

                        Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Resistance, there is much more to who you are at your core.
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                        • #42
                          another peacie here.
                          Talent Optional

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                          • #43
                            bah, I'm not about to sign up for spam to take this test...
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #44
                              devil, your unconscious mind is driven most by Peace

                              You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to facilitate peacefulness in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with love ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to influence the world.

                              You are driven by a desire to encourage others to think about the positive side of things instead of focusing on the negative. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate fear of war and turmoil. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable place for you, your unconscious seeks out the peace in your environment.

                              Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward peace and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.

                              Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Peace, there is much more to who you are at your core.
                              "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                              • #45
                                peace
                                David, your unconscious mind is driven most by Peace

                                You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to facilitate peacefulness in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with love ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to influence the world.

                                You are driven by a desire to encourage others to think about the positive side of things instead of focusing on the negative. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate fear of war and turmoil. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable place for you, your unconscious seeks out the peace in your environment.

                                Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward peace and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.

                                Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Peace, there is much more to who you are at your core.

                                and I haven't recieved any spam, neither now, nor the previous time I've signed up on this website.
                                urgh.NSFW

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