Originally posted by Jon Miller
Jon, your unconscious mind is driven most by Masturbation
You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to wack-off. Whether it is to a red-headed asians, or to a couple of busty-blonds, it is important to you to masturbate continually.
You are driven to masturbate in strangeplaces with strange objects. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate yet frustrated desire to get laid. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable ache in your groin, your unconscious seeks for you to masturbate profusely.
Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for getting laid. You care about getting laid, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward getting laid and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.
Jon Miller


Jon, your unconscious mind is driven most by Masturbation
You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to wack-off. Whether it is to a red-headed asians, or to a couple of busty-blonds, it is important to you to masturbate continually.
You are driven to masturbate in strangeplaces with strange objects. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate yet frustrated desire to get laid. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable ache in your groin, your unconscious seeks for you to masturbate profusely.
Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for getting laid. You care about getting laid, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward getting laid and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.
Jon Miller



ROFL
*wipes tears from eyes*
ah, I appreciate that one

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