Who is the President suking up to with this AIDS for Africa thing?

[Docfeelgood]

Like father like son when it comes to answering a direct question.

I would like to be a reporter doing a one on one interview with GWB

This is how I think it would turn out.
(indulge me for a moment, please?)
It would be great! I kant spell and he kant talk

DF: Mr presedent Why are you hellbent on attacking Iraq?

GWB: Well Doc, Saddam Hussan is a bad man who starves his people. He lies to the UN about his weapons of mass destruction and is currently seeking componets to build nuclear weapons.

DF: Sounds much like that guy in North Korea. Why Iraq and not North Korea?

GWB: Did I mention Saddam Hussan is a bad man and tryed to have my daddy killed?

DF: Yes Mr Presedent you did but......

GWB: Times short next question..

DF: Why are you wanting to send AIDS medication to the whole continent of Africa over America? Why not make the medication free to Americans first?

GWB: Well Doc it all goes back to Saddam Hussan.

DF:?????????????????????????????

DF:Could you please explain Mr President?

GWB:Well Doc did I mention Saddam Hussan is a bad man? Time is short next question.

DF: ok? What about home defence?

GWB: There never has been a fence around my home(the White House) so why should we give in terrorist now?
Time short next question.

DF: Mr Presindent you clame to want to fight pollution.Why open pristeen habitat to oil companies for drilling oil and forest to the lumber companies?

GWB: Well doc I have asked congress to fund billions for a hydrogen car.

DF: But that does not have anything to do with the greed of the oil companies now.How can you justify a hydrogen car of the future and destroying the envioremnt now?

GWB:It all goes back to Saddam Hussan.

DF: What does Saddam Hussan have to do with your oil agenda for America Mr Presedent?

GWB: SEE! that is the point I am trying to make! The problem with oil will be over when we get Saddam Hussan out of Iraq.
Did I mention I ask congress to fund a hydrogen car?
Time short last question DOC

DF:Last question uh? ok. I choose......this one.

GWBid I metion Saddam tryed to have my daddy killed?

DF: Yes you did Mr Presedint. Here is my question.

You want billions and billions for things such as medicare, education,missile defence and war.
At the same time you want a record tax cut. You claim to not want to pass this defecit on to the future generations.My question is, what is your plan for funds?

GWB: Well Doc I learned a powerful lesson from my daddy. Remember the "read my lips NO new taxes"?
Well I am going to use a plan borrowed from a dearly loved Presedent that the Rich Americans adored.
Its called the "trickel down" plan

GWB: BTW DOC? did I mention that Irag is part of the Axis of eviel?













DOC

[Beefhawk]

Well, just for the record, my guess is that he's probably sucking up to Africans

Simplistic sarcastic replies aside, I tend to agree with your rather overhashed point, namely that Bush is a bit overobsessed right now. Oh well

I really didn't add anything of value, but you spent some time making this thread, so I felt like I should give you a reply... it will make you happier and increase the chances that you'll exert similar amounts of effort in the future.

I really am a silly old coot, aren't I?

[Docfeelgood]

Your honest, I like that




BTW
Did I metion that GWB metioned that "Saddam Hussan tryed to have my dad killed"?

[The Mad Monk]

Is attempting to assassinate a head of state an act of war?

[Timexwatch]

He's attempting to placate the bleeding-hearts before they make a mess all over the floor...


Personally, I would've prefered debt-relief to AIDS meds...changing African economies would be far easier than to change their culture...

[Docfeelgood]

Is attempting to assassinate a head of state an act of war?

Good question
Im not sure tho
Clinton should have been the one to want Suddam removed.

Why GWB?
Why could it not be another countries leader who wants to attack Iraq?

It just looks TOO covenant that it is GWB that want to attack.

I think the world would be more supportive if another country was leading the charge.


BTW
Did I mention that it was GWB brother that was governer of the disputed state that cost the democrates the presidency?

[Docfeelgood]

He's attempting to placate the bleeding-hearts before they make a mess all over the floor...

Im not trying to appease anyone






Ya know?

reading that again
Im not sure your talkin bout GWB or me??????


Hey! sorry if I got it wrong

[Alexander's Horse]

I think he's trying to outdo Clinton.

[Proteus_MST]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Is attempting to assassinate a head of state an act of war?

Nope it isn´t,
it´s just part of the Diplomacy between Countries

[chairmanmeow]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST


Nope it isn´t,
it´s just part of the Diplomacy between Countries

Diplomacy: the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock (or is it Iraq?)

[orange]

minorities. He needs something to offset the attack on AA

[Lefty Scaevola]

He could just be trying to recruit an entire continent of medical test subjects.

[TheStinger]

there about to find oil and they need an alive workforce to get it out the ground

[Caligastia]

It was the obligatory pandering to a politically correct cause. A waste of breath. Let the africans take care of themselves. Trying to help them is just throwing money away.

I would have prefered he recognised the problems we have at the mexican border.

[orange]

better than medicine - how about some education for the people - especially in interior Africa. Many still believe that Condoms GIVES you AIDS, and that being a man is about having sex with a virgin.