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  • Your Prognosis for January 2005

    PREDICT THE FUTURE!
    Who has the best Crystal Ball?

    It is obvious the next two years will bring a lot of violence and insecurity.
    So my question is: Try to describe the world in January 2005!

    Will Bush still be President? Which party will dominate the US Congress and the Senate by then? What about the Supreme Court? Will abortion still be legal?
    How about foreign relations, Cuba and Mexico, illegal immigrants? Civil rights, affirmative action, segregation?

    Will crime and corruption decrease? Another Columbine?
    Another Enron debacle? Healthcare for the elderly? More tax cuts? Deficit spending?

    What about the economy?
    Predict the Dow Jones, the Nikkei and the FTSE in London! What about the exchange rates of the US dollar, the Euro and the British pound? Will there still be a British pound? Will the German economy recover?
    What about the Japanese economy, what about China?
    Predict the world's leading economies!
    Will protectionism return or will free trade triumph?

    Will Blair and Labour still rule in Britain? Who will be King/Queen of Great Britain? More royalty, or the guillotine?
    What about Chirac, Schröder and Berlusconi? What about Putin?
    Will Russia abolish democracy completely?
    What about the EU? Will Poland, Hungary etc. truly be members of the EU? What consequences will this have? What about Turkey?

    How many wars will we have? Will Saddam still be alive, and binLaden? What about India and Pakistan, Kashmir, Chechnya, North Korea and its nuclear weapons, China and Taiwan? What will happen in Afghanistan, and Iraq?
    Will Israel still exist, what about Sharon and Arafat?
    Will terrorism increase or subside? Will the 'Axis of Evil' still exist? Will the Muslim world revolt?
    What about Indonesia and Megawati? Democracy in Iran, in Saudi Arabia?
    How many countries will the US army occupy? And will China occupy Tibet?

    Will Latin America recover or is the crisis in Argentina and Venezuela just the beginning? What about the price of oil and gold? Will civil war break out anywhere?

    Will we have more floods like in Dresden, will sea levels rise? What about the environment? Will Kyoto have any impact? How many Pacific islands will disappear in the waves? More sunken oil tankers?
    What about the Hague tribunal? Will the US learn to live with it? Will the UN still exist, what about Khofi Annan? What about NATO?

    What about Africa? More wars, more hunger, more poverty? Or will fortune smile on Africa and AIDS be beaten?

    What about the world's religions? Democracy, dictatorships, communism, fundamentalism?

    This is your chance to show us your political, economic, social and military expertise!
    PREDICT THE FUTURE!
    Jews have the Torah, Zionists have a State

  • #2
    Holland will rule the world.

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    • #3
      Yahoo! Maryjane fields all over the globe!
      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

      Asher on molly bloom

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      • #4
        Vladimir Putin launches nukes at Europe, with the former Eastern Bloc now forced into a new "Soviet" Union. China joins Russia in alliance, swallows up the Middle East and Japan. Russia takes care of radioactive Europe, and moves into America, with Chinese troops(probably from Nicaragua, where this all will be staged.) Russia nukes New York and swallows California via an amphibious assault. America falls quickly. A New Fascist World Order will bring in the new Dark Ages for man.

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        • #5
          MOO3 will be released. MOO4, however, will already be 6 months overdo.
          "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Propaganda
            Vladimir Putin launches nukes at Europe, with the former Eastern Bloc now forced into a new "Soviet" Union. China joins Russia in alliance, swallows up the Middle East and Japan. Russia takes care of radioactive Europe, and moves into America, with Chinese troops(probably from Nicaragua, where this all will be staged.) Russia nukes New York and swallows California via an amphibious assault. America falls quickly. A New Fascist World Order will bring in the new Dark Ages for man.
            Comrade, stop reading those paranoid links.
            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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            • #7
              2005?? I'm not even sure if I'll remember to put the trash out tomorrow morning.

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              • #8
                My Crystal Ball:


                The economy continues to falter as Bush's aprovall rating drops to 40% and is replaced by Senator Kerry, becomming the first northern president since FDR, I think. (Nixon was a southerner wasn't he?)

                The Democrats retake both houses of Congress. The green party gets thier first house member. (Probably from Oregon or Minnesota.)

                The embargo against Cuba will be lifted.

                Roe Vs. Wade will not be overturned.

                Taxes will increase to pay for the Republican caused debt.

                Castro will die and be repaced by a more moderate socialist.

                Saddam is payed off to live in exile in Pakistan.

                The kurds will start a full scale revolt against Turkey.

                Saudi Arabia will become an islamic republic.

                Turkey is expelled from NATO for atrocites against the Kurds.

                The Kurds will earn their independence.

                In Iran, The Shah shall return.

                In Afganistan, the warlords are finally subdued and the economic recovery will begin.

                Cyprus will unite and join the EU.

                Most of the E. European countries will join the EU.

                The UK will (FINALY) adopt the Euro

                Queen Lizzie dies, Prince Charles becomes Charles III or IV (can't remember which. )

                International pressure forces Russia to grant Chechnya independence.

                Oil will become more expensive as The new anti-American Saudi Arabia puts tarrifs on oil shipped to US and UK.

                China is the same, except for a booming space program.

                NASA gets a make-over.
                .
                First human truely cloned, but born with some minor birth defects. PKU, cleft lip & palate, etc)

                Dow and NASDAQ same as now. Argentina recovers as the world bank gets a mouthful of anger from the UN.

                Free trade will triumph, and NAFTA dies as the UN figures out it is all about helping the rich, and pressures the US to disband it.

                The UN votes to remove the veto power of the permanent Security Council members.

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                • #9
                  I'll finally be done with school.

                  I'll be an uncle. Or perhaps an aunt.

                  Whatshisname will be president.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Odin
                    (Nixon was a southerner wasn't he?)
                    Well, uh, southern California.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Your Prognosis for January 2005

                      Lyndon LaRouche will be President, and will address the nation from the Oval Office on the subject of "The Sexual Impotence of Kim Jong Il."
                      "People sit in chairs!" - Bobby Baccalieri

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                      • #12
                        We'll still be in deep you-know-what.
                        DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS

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                        • #13
                          Well, that's been a given since the dawn of civilization.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Odin
                            becomming the first northern president since FDR, I think. (Nixon was a southerner wasn't he?)
                            What about Kennedy? (Maybe Bush Sr. and Ford, too?)
                            "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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                            • #15
                              Reagan was based out of Illinois, wasn't he?
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