I got in the most trouble with my parents when I...

[JohnT]

had an orange fight with a couple of friends... inside my home. We go to sleep and my father comes home from his date and yells, "WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!?!?!?"

I also had the brilliant idea of throwing huge clumps of mud at the side of our freshly painted house. I can't remember his reaction, which meant it must have been pretty damned horrible as I have obviously blocked it from my memory. I do recall learning that cleaning and painting my house sucked.

What's the one thing y'all did that pissed off the 'rents the most? You get bonus points if it doesn't involve alcohol.

[Boris Godunov]

When I was 7 I stayed home sick alone one day (would that even be possible these days?), and I had fun playing with candles. The next day I was ok, but faked illness to stay home and play with the candles some more. Well, needless to say, I was careless and:

1) Lit a kerosene lamp that was set so high it scorched the kitchen ceiling

2) left a large candle burning and forgot about it, so the wax melted all down the side of the entertainment center and onto the living room rug.

3) left another small candle burning on the top bookcase shelf that scorched the top of the bookcase.

When I realized the magnitude of what I had done, I went upstairs, into the attic (the door of which was off my bedroom), and crawled inside a large box to hide. I dozed off, and the next thing I knew, my dad was picking me up out of the box.

It all went downhill from there...

[Sava]

Had fun with the credit cards... 'Nuff said

[JohnT]

Sava - C'mon, you gotta give us a dollar amount!

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Sava
Had fun with the credit cards... 'Nuff said

Oh, I did that, too. I used mom's card to order all those coins from the Franklin Mint. That was another time I made mum and dad very unhappy...

[Sava]

it was in the thousands...

[JohnT]

4 figures or 5... or 6????

[Sava]

4, ... almost 5 though...

[Caesar the Great]

Besides breaking some furniture nothing really big... well nothing that they ever found out about

[Sava]

actually, in high school, my parents once told me the worst thing I could ever do was get a girl pregnant...

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Sava
actually, in high school, my parents once told me the worst thing I could ever do was get a girl pregnant...

Your producing any offspring is indeed a horrifying prospect.

[Drake Tungsten]

Your producing any offspring is indeed a horrifying prospect.

Stop making fun of the breeders, Boris.

[Al B. Sure!]

My mom has pulled out knives on me and chased me out the apartment because of things like I forget to wash a fork that was left in the sink... it was part of a plot by me to spite her...

Today in fact, she asked my sister to put the milk in the refrigerator but my sister was in another room so i said i'll get it and went to put the milk away when she slapped my hand grabbed a knife and told me to not pretend i'm my sister


thanks

[JohnT]

you're welcome

[Al B. Sure!]

basically i do very little wrong especially compared to you sinners and i get kicked out my home, assaulted, etc. Why do I got to have a two foot wide hole in the wall next to my matress from a fight with my step-father? Why I got to get kicked out and be wandering around in my building and streets for entire days? Why I got to be praying my mom don't slit my throat while I sleep? Why I got to go through this while you ****ing crackers commit great sins and are let off with nothing?!

****ing *******s