Jerry Springer may run for U.S. Senate!

[Dis]

I think it's only a matter of time before he becomes president. We might as well prepare for his presidency now. Think of it. Steve could be the secretary of defense. This could work out fairly well. Many of these small nations resemble guests on the Jerry Springer show anyways.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/01/23/springer.senate.ap/index.html

[Dinner]

I'm sure he will have a great follow amoung the red necks.

[Zero]

go him.

[monkspider]

If Jessie Ventura could get a political office, I'm sure Springer will have no trouble. Plus, given the ever -increasing rate of voter apathy, Springer will be about the only candidate most voters have ever heard of, so he will be a shoe-in for almost any political office, short of the presidency..... especially in the south.

[Jon Miller]

I hope not

Jon Miller

[TCO]

The Democrats would look silly with him. I mean it would be like having an actor as president.

[Static Universe]

I think the Congress is more his speed. After all, Cooter, Gopher and Sonny Bono all passed through those hallowed halls, why not Springer?

[Goingonit]

C-SPAN's ratings will certainly go up.

[Dis]

the democrats already look silly

[Zero]

Originally posted by GP
The Democrats would look silly with him. I mean it would be like having an actor as president.

oooooh that was such a lowblow...

[Bosh]

well we was alreayd mayor to cincinnati (or was it cleveland?).

[Dis]

It was cincinatti.

I'd imagine they aren't proud of that fact.

[orange]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Zkribbler]

The members of the Senate are such 'hos, Springer would feel right at home.

[Winston]

Good. Then he could combine his two careers by holding joint weekly press conferences with Bill & Hillary.