Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?

[Dis]

I like them. more women should have breast like that

[FrostyBoy]

Wouldn't it pop? What if she put a badge on, or fell onto her chest?

[ixnay]

Ye gads.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by GePap
Utterly out of any imaginable proportion. And must be killer on the back as well.

That's "udderly, " and it wouldn't be too bad if those are helium.

[Zkribbler]

Re: Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?

Originally posted by Lancer
Did anyone catch a story about the French using or testing helium filled implants? I'm curious, what if they leak?

Other than the obvious deflationary deformity, there wouldn't be any problems. Helium is a noble gas--it doesn't chemically react with anything. So there's no danger of a health problem.

Of course, if the implants used hydrogen instead of helium, there'd be the risk of them exploding like the Hindenberg. Oooooh, the human mammaries!!!

[monolith94]

that's one of the few good puns I've seen lately!

[Sikander]

That's no woman, that's the world's most compact life support system for breasts.

[Jon Miller]

not attractive

jon Miller