Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?

[Lancer]

At work last night we were flipping through the channels and found the medical channel. We didn't see much because it was a short break and we had to get back to work. Did anyone catch a story about the French using or testing helium filled implants? I'm curious, what if they leak?

I wonder too about when the women become old ladies. Grandma types these days, well, some of em are hanging fairly low...down around their waist. In the future they may be bobbing about their ears...

Tis a strange new world indead.

[Dis]

It can also be used as flotation devices in case of a water landing.

[aaglo]

mmmm.... the breasts that defy gravity

[Lancer]

Give a whole new meaning to 'going tits up'.

Seriously though, think of the lives it could save. The 'Titanic disaster' would be called the 'pretty bad disaster'.

Only men would die...

[MoonWolf]

Am I the only one thinking of kinky sex now?

[Lancer]

Yes! We don't think of such things at Apolyton, you must be new.

[Lancer]

[zulu9812]

I've actually seen a video () of a porn star () who has them - they're way too big, and horrendously unattractive.

[Sikander]

Would you prefer Blimps or Zeppelins? The Germans experimented with something like this years ago, but unfortunately they used hygrogen instead of helium, and the woman who had these implants went up in a flash. The scientists just sat and watched those sad bags burn and collapse to earth, screaming, "Oh the humanity!".

[Dinner]

Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?

That would give a whole new meaning to the old phrase "Her tits are defying gravity".

[Dinner]

God damn it. Aaglo beat me to it. That's the last time I post without reading the rest of the thread

[Dis]

I'm always thinking of kinky sex.

And why has no one posted pictures yet?

[zulu9812]

that porn actress I was talking about - Cindy Fulsome...

[orange]

LMAO!

[Provost Harrison]

Hmmm, you'd have to be careful if sucking on a girls breasts as you'd come out with a squeaky voice

It sounds unlikely as Helium is monoatomic and thus very small, and I am certain it would leak through even the best of barriers...