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speaking of signs. They offer good explanation.
It was put up there by geeks with no girlfriends.Comment
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Hm, the shadows look a bit off, esp. in the third image.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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speaking of signs, I told my friend to intentionally scream real loud when mel gibson first saw the crop circle. An omnimous music played and it was all supposed to be serious. Everyone laughed in theather. From then on, no one was really scared of movie cause we were goofing around so much. Needless to say, I got kicked out before I wanted to demand refund for the movie :rollseyes: It was so terrible....
It wasnt scared anyway and it helped my friend (whos a wimpy loser) from soiling his own pants. I was getting worried because last time we went to watch horror movie, he kept yelping like a schoolgirl. When mel followed alien into the crop field he almost whimpered.. i gave him a good punch in the chin and that shut him up.
I'm such a good friend... 
P.S. Now you know not to watch movie with me..
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It's Art Bell's old show -- I listen to it all the time (best entertainment for those hours).Originally posted by ixnay
Apparently someone sent these in to this website:
It's some crazy conspiracy website for a radio show.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I say it was a swallow....Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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An African or European swallow?If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Africans don't migrate, so it had to be atleast two european swallows.I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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It is normal for tigers to drag their kill up a tree to prevent it being eaten by other animals. You guys need to ask not why is the deer up there, but where the tiger is...
No wait! I have it...the deer is atop an eagles nest! A huge eagle w/ a glandular problem killed the deer then carried it up...flying...and crushed its young with it while trying to feed the little darlins. It got so depressed at killing its own young that it flew off, leaving this mystery!Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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There has been a project going on for some time, restoring bald eagles to the northeast; perhaps a mating pair strayed too close to the petrochemical complex along the NJ Turnpike, resulting in the birth of such a mutant...
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I think I saw that flick MM. Wasn't there a 'Toxic Man' "the only superhero from New Jersey"
Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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Hmmm...sounds like a TROMA team production...
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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That's the work of a Saskatchewan mosquito.What?Comment
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Must be some secret government project... mixing deer and kangaroo DNA... Unfortunately the deeraroo thought it was working for the Electrical Power Company but was afraid of hights and ended it's life up thereComment
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Well Orange said in the Poconos! Which would mean PA, right?
So long..Excellence can be attained if you Care more than other think is wise, Risk more than others think is safe, Dream more than others think is practical and Expect more than others think is possible.
Ask a Question and you're a fool for 3 minutes; don't ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life! Chinese Proverb
Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. Warren BuffetComment
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