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  • #16
    I loved having cats while I was growing up. The problem was the local coyotes also loved the cats so we seemed to go throw the little felines on a fairly regular baises.
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    • #17
      Oh please...everyone knows such a situation would only arise on desert islands with a shallow cave system that include a spring-fed pool and cave fungi that glow in the dark, provide all nutritional needs and tastes like filet mignon, pizza or chocolate, depending on which part you eat.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #18
        So are you saying if you lost your hands you wouldn't wonder how you're going to get your nut off?
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        • #19
          Oh, this would be a problem.


          Me: "here kitty kitty kitty kitty "
          Tiger: get the **** away you pervert.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Mad Monk
            Oh please...everyone knows such a situation would only arise on desert islands with a shallow cave system that include a spring-fed pool and cave fungi that glow in the dark, provide all nutritional needs and tastes like filet mignon, pizza or chocolate, depending on which part you eat.
            That could be a good way of detecting these cave systems.

            /me looks at TMM

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Faboba
              Dammit! I hoped this was the long-awaited thread on the subject of beastiality.
              It's "bestiality". Whcih is quite scary when you think about it... who decided that sex with animals is "best"?!

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              • #22
                Some shepherd in Macedonia.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #23
                  claws or no claws on the cat?

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                  • #24
                    Back claws, no front claws. If she had front claws then my stomach would have been shredded long ago...
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                    • #25
                      same here. our kitty is great too.
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                      • #26
                        no front claws

                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by loinburger
                          Back claws, no front claws. If she had front claws then my stomach would have been shredded long ago...
                          then learn to deal with it.

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                          • #28
                            my cat always had claws in when he batted at me or needed me

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by H Tower
                              then learn to deal with it.
                              It still hurts when she steps on my balls, claws or no claws. (Besides, she usually uses her hind legs to emasculate me, but even if her claws are out they're not sufficient to shred my jeans.)
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                              • #30
                                The same happens here.

                                Cat scrotch stepping is a universal problem.
                                Periodista : A proposito del escudo de la fe, Elisa, a mí me sorprendía Reutemann diciendo que estaba dispuesto a enfrentarse con el mismísimo demonio (Menem) y después terminó bajándose de la candidatura. Ahí parece que fuera ganando el demonio.

                                Elisa Carrio: No, porque si usted lee bien el Génesis dice que la mujer pisará la serpiente.

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