Bush and Blair Suck, and I Could Do Better

[DRoseDARs]

Republic of Marconis; the kangarat as national animal

[David Floyd]

Ack, page 2 of the questionnaire keeps crashing on me...

[David Floyd]

Oh, here we go...

"We're NOT anarchists, dammit!"

The Republic of Floydtopia is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Commerce, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Floydtopia's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

[SlowwHand]

I know. It's a hassle right now, but pretty interesting.
Some moments accessing better than others.

[Provost Harrison]

Recruitment is going well? *Mr Burns voice* eeeeexcellent

[Kontiki]

I'm trying to join, but I can't connect. I'll try a little later - probably prime time right now.

[David Floyd]

Does it work faster at, say, 3 am?

[Guynemer]

I'd love to participate, but I know Mormon girls who are faster than that website.

[mactbone]

The Federation of Alvis is born!

"Alvis will have his revenge!"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Apolyton
The Federation of Alvis is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning penguin population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 8%. A small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Crime is a serious problem. Alvis's national animal is the penguin and its currency is the smizmar.

[Provost Harrison]

I used it at about 10am GMT and it was quite quick, obviously because everyone in the US is in bed.

[Guynemer]

Got it working. Will soon move into the Poly region. I just want to start for the record that I chose the penguin before Mac made that post...

[SlowwHand]

Republic of North Texas.
Yeah, the name is so boring. No imagination.
I was rushing. Wait. I was in hurry, I mean.

[orange]

Re: Floydtopia

Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs

Hey, this thing is more accurate than I thought!

[Guynemer]

The Dominion of Guynemia
"F*** 'em if they can't take a joke."

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Fragile Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: Apolyton
The Dominion of Guynemia is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.

Crime is well under control. Guynemia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the guybuck.

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Gotsta love those forest-dwelling penguins.

[Sava]

Dammit, this site is too slow!