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Someone once called up pretending to be a market-researcher, then half-way through the call asked if I was 'damp downstairs', started breathing heavily and finally coming a quick but pleasant orgasmic climax.
Oh no, wait, that was me.
I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'." Gogol, Diary of a Madman
Nevertheless, it sounds like he had a pretty good handle on you.
Particularly that pr!ck part. I was like huh?! when I heard the word. In Greek that word also has a meaning of being a bit manipulative of others and sneaky.
I just realized I have the option to trace the call on my phone if it was sent from someone on campus. Otherwise it will say "not on campus"
It was an off campus call. Likely not who I thought it was (unless it was a cell phone, which is also possible) but it was sent at 1 AM so probably during a party...hmmm...it's the actual words of the message that's throwing me off...unless of course it's 'real', which would mean I know exactly who it is
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
Hello Bobby, it's the new boyfriend. Ah Listen..I just called to say that you blew it, and now it's mine...OK? So..so you just need to...just...stay away...from my baby...know what I'm saying? :laugh: Goodbye
Either it's one of my friend's playing a joke on our gay humour (the voice was very effeminite) OR it's my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. I think it's funny if it's the latter, since she's the one who won't stay away from me
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
I've gotten plenty of prank calls at my parents house. Usually I do *69 and cuss em to death and laugh myself. On campus bunch of girls called my campus phone and just pretty much giggled the whole time. Bah, girls dont know how to prank I guess...
My friend has these prank call programs that has arnold schwendfewbger or guy from evil dead saying some phone talk phrases (all from movies). When hes drunk he starts prank calling random people. He's also good at impersonating voices, including my favorite: irish accent... cause well he's irish.
Originally posted by orange
C'mon, no one has any particularly good prank call stories?
In the hospital I used to work at, my friends office was right next to the locksmith's office.
We had a laptop computer that we used to communicate with thermostats in one of the buildings, so, of course, it had a modem. I think it was 800 baud. We used to, about every six month's use the modem to call the locksmith's office when we knew that he was in there.
"Hello?"
"Hello"
"HELLO?"
"If you can hear me, I can't hear you, call me back." and he would hang up.
So of course, being 5 feet away from him, and able to hear him we would call back- several times.
Eventually, he would call communications and have them check out his phone, which of course was working perfectly.
The last time we did it this way, we stopped calling after he called communications as we always did. Several hours later , the friend that was doing this with me was in the locksmith's office talking to him and forgot to put the laptop away, so, naturally I dialed the locksmith's office again and waited.
I heard: "hello....Hello?.......HELLO!"
At that point my friend comes running out of the office with his face bright red from holding in the laughter.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!
When I was 8 I put on a grumpy scottish accent and got a car insurance firm to cover my neighbour. He never found out who did it and he assumed it was his own son.
I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'." Gogol, Diary of a Madman
I have to de-lurk and share a story of something I did in high school. At a party, a bunch of my friends were doing prank calls and they kept telling me I ought to do one. I had never done one before, but I figure, what the hey. So I got a phone book and looked up a random person, so I had their name and address...
And then I called them, pretending to be an IRS agent. I told them that we'd been going over their tax returns from three years before and found some discrepancies, mand that they had to gather the records for that and all subsequent years and bring them down to the office the next Monday morning. They got very angry and I put on a perfect condescending IRS-b*****d voice and told them, "I understand you're angry, but don't you think you should really be angry at yourself?'' That sort of thing...it was the single evilest thing I've ever done.
I gave them ten minutes, called them back and told them the whole thing had been a joke. Oddly enough, they weren't amused. I can't imagine why not...
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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