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I haven't seen it, yet I understand because of the way my mind is saturated with pop-culture and the like.
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Red_jon is my *****, and you make me his kitty? As if.
And I was told by someone this weekend that I reminded her of Matt Damon. Ergo he will be playing me, without question.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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What red head can we get to play me. Point to Kamrat .....yes we have had quite a bit of drama around here over the years
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You know you love me. Just admit it and we can work past how conflicted you feel right now.Originally posted by Blackwidow24
You would have all the guns Dino and that could be an extention of your small..uuuuummmm nevermind!!!!
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Originally posted by Hobbes
Provost is the anti-hero and you watch as goes from average-joe down on his luck, to a spy, as he uncovers a Finnish plan to take over the world, and MI6 hires him good. Then there is the 'training' montage. Then he goes to kick some Finnish ass, but ends up having to kick some Yankee right-winger ass, because they believe he is in league with a commie smuggler (of men!) codenamed Jon the Red. Things get straightened out with the Yanks, and they go off together to take the Finnish command center, on a boat in the Arctic Sea, but as they almost corner the leader (Stefu), he escapes into a mini-sub and heads across the Arctic Circle to northern Canada. Stefu and his various henchmen get onto their private jet (who knows how they got it, but they did) and plan to fly to Mexico and safety, but get shot down over Alberta but a crazy oil tycoon hermit(The Artist formerly known as Glonk). Stefu is held prisoner, but escapes and confronts The Artist formerly known as Glonk. They fight. Stefu kills The Artist formerly known as Glonk and takes control of AsherCo. Then the calvary come in, with Provost sneeking in, ala James Bond, and having some elaborate battle sequence involving a real life version of Civ2. Provost wins. Yay!
Side notes:
-the 'Q' character is played by MtG
-'M' is Ming, of course.
-Provost seduces the women of Apolyton, but BW is evil and has Finnish sympathies.
-Boris is Jon the Red's kitty.
-Markos is Stefu's mysterious boss, but we never see is face.... oooh... sequel? Are the Greeks really behind all of this?!! Aaaah!!
Only if you play the 'Unnamed person who is constantly stripping in the background' character Hobbes
Boris is mah beeyatch and he knows it.
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Love?? I don't understand that word?? What is that?
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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