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Oh come on! Like anyone is going to tell a no name newspaper the date AND time of a planned invasion.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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You call this a war? This is but a training excersize. When the Realians take over, now THAT will be a war.Comment
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Oh, and I'll also be going like 'I told you so' every where, like I predicted this war will start at february. I'll be all pleased and feeling good about myself, around the time that the heaviest air strikes of mankind is going on.
Also doing lots of push ups and sit ups, so I can look at myself from the mirror and go 'damn boy, you're the best, sweetest, you should be down there' and kissing my muscles. Yep, that's about it
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I think it might be prudent to note what the exact hour we are going to attack and which locations we are going to attack.Comment
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Hm. What will I be doing when the US attacks Iraq?
Anti-war demonstrations are always a nice way of spending time.You make my life and times
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No one cares what the Finns think though. Not even the Russians.Originally posted by Anodyne
Anti-war demonstrations are always a nice way of spending time.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Oohhh, but we hippies just organize them to cover our evil plots of flooding our lakes with LSD.You make my life and times
A book of bluesy SaturdaysComment
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I'll be there too, provocating and hitting your long haired heads with my baton.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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If you want your beliefs to be consistent with the truth, the safest policy is to disbelieve anything you read in a British newspaper.Comment
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Dear Mr British Newspaper:
The invasion definately starts on Feb 21 at midnight.
Signed,
Someone who knows.
PS: Whatever you do, pretty please don't tell Saddam what the date and time will be, otherwise it'll ruin the suprise party.
PPS: This is definatly not an attempt at misinformation. I promise!
PPPS: Betcha can't guess whether that midnight is at the start or end of the 21st.
PPPPS: This PS left intentionally blank."I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie AllenComment
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Re: What are you doing on February 21?
Possibly camped out in either the Saudi or Kuawati desert. How about youWhich side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Writing numerous "I told you sos" to you Mark.
I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkGComment
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I guess a tasteless Valentine's Day won't ruin my February after all!
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