Ok I suffer from champagnebottleopeningphobia ok?
I fear what will happen if I try to open a champagne bottle. Where will the cork go?
Will it bounce off a wall and right onto my head or eye or hurt some innocent bystander?
Yet, I'm going to have to open a bottle of champagne tonight.
And I'm deadly afraid. Heeeelp me!!!
The way I figure it is, this particular bottle of champagne has been shaken (A LOT) and the corck will shoot out like a bullet from a gun - and whoever dies, dies.
What can I do???
I have thought of these things.
_Getting out on the balcony and opening the bottle there, aiming at the sky.
If something is going to die, it will be a bird or something. I can't be held responsible for that and a bird getting it is better than me or some of the other people that will be in the living room. But I will look completely ridiculous going out on the balcony to open a champagne bottle!
_Give it to someone else to open it. But how can I do that without looking like a complete wuss?
_Open it before they come, in the balcony, but that would seem weird. Having an already opened bottle of champagne.
What am I gonna doooo?
I fear what will happen if I try to open a champagne bottle. Where will the cork go?
Will it bounce off a wall and right onto my head or eye or hurt some innocent bystander?
Yet, I'm going to have to open a bottle of champagne tonight.
And I'm deadly afraid. Heeeelp me!!!
The way I figure it is, this particular bottle of champagne has been shaken (A LOT) and the corck will shoot out like a bullet from a gun - and whoever dies, dies.
What can I do???
I have thought of these things.
_Getting out on the balcony and opening the bottle there, aiming at the sky.
If something is going to die, it will be a bird or something. I can't be held responsible for that and a bird getting it is better than me or some of the other people that will be in the living room. But I will look completely ridiculous going out on the balcony to open a champagne bottle!
_Give it to someone else to open it. But how can I do that without looking like a complete wuss?
_Open it before they come, in the balcony, but that would seem weird. Having an already opened bottle of champagne.
What am I gonna doooo?
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