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  • What's the worst genre of music ever?

    I'd have to beat my own nationalistic drum here and say swedish Dansband music is by far the worst genre the world has ever known. An intriguing mixture of primaeval folk tunes, late-fifties rock 'n' roll, jazz and country, it's nowhere near as good as that potentially sounds,' cause it's fat jolly peasant novelty standards rather than Woddie Guthrie, Pat Boone rather than Elvis, Glen Miller rather than Louis Armstrong and Garth Brooks rather than Johnny Cash they take inspiration from. Basically imagine a modern, poppified Nashville country backing without the fiddles and other adornements (replaced by toned-down brass instruments and saxophones), set to the most simple, non-driving rhythm imaginable, working behind flat, lifeless standard-like sub-love songs performed by middle-aged men. *shudder*

    For brits, imagine Cliff Richards deciding to sell himself to the british-country crowd by doing pop-produced Trad Jazz covers. Except much, much worse.

    Finding decent RA samples of this vilest of forms of music is hellishly difficult, since the vast majority of fans are both illiterate and technophobic.

    Here are some MP3's though (none bigger than a meg):

    http://www.dansradion.se/historien/s...oppen/play.htm - The Winner of the last Song of the Year competition.

    And just to prove the music style was no better in the sixties:

    Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
    Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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    Ooh, a tough choice between German Schlaeger and post-war avant-garde classical (I mean the hardcore Darmstadt stuff, rather than border-line listenable stuff like Ligeti or Penderecki).
    yada

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    • #3
      Swedish Dansband is German Schlager with all the fun take out.
      Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
      Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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      • #4
        yours

        [/troll]
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        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

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        • #5
          If Asher says techno in general somewhere in this thread, expect him to post using some sort of device between his teeth to type from then on.

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          • #6
            You probably wouldn't like any music I produce, but since I can practically gurantee you haven't heard any how would you know?
            Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
            Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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            • #7
              Calm down snappykins, it was just the obvious troll to make
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                Teeny Pop music sucks... its about image and not about musical talent... they don't even sing during their concerts its all lip sync... they don't write their own music... their devoid of any emotion or meaning... and Michael Jackson is their king... 'Nuff Said!
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava
                  Teeny Pop music sucks... its about image and not about musical talent... they don't even sing during their concerts its all lip sync... they don't write their own music... their devoid of any emotion or meaning... and Michael Jackson is their king... 'Nuff Said!
                  Yeah, because pre-teens are supposed to have very refined and intellectual tastes in music. Much like yours, I would presume.

                  More self-righteous bull.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn


                    Yeah, because pre-teens are supposed to have very refined and intellectual tastes in music. Much like yours, I would presume.

                    More self-righteous bull.
                    ::sigh:: I apologize on behalf of this troll, he's obviously just an anti-Sava poster... he follows me to every forum and insults me and my posts.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sava


                      ::sigh:: I apologize on behalf of this troll, he's obviously just an anti-Sava poster... he follows me to every forum and insults me and my posts.
                      So watch out, or you'll be next!

                      Sorry sava, its just that you're on a wonderful streak of stupidity today.

                      And you make it so, so easy.

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                      • #12
                        You'll have to forgive me if I miss any part of this conversation because on the extremely minute chance that troll-boy contributes anything remotely intelligent, I'll miss it because I've ignored him.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sava


                          ::sigh:: I apologize on behalf of this troll, he's obviously just an anti-Sava poster... he follows me to every forum and insults me and my posts.
                          I noticed that myself, I don't agree with you that often, but I don't chase you around either.

                          Pretty lame.

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, if all the people that didn't agree with me or didn't like me chased me around and flamed me, there would be no coherent discussion on this board
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Zylka
                              If Asher says techno in general somewhere in this thread, expect him to post using some sort of device between his teeth to type from then on.
                              Techno is better than gansta rap, if that means anything to you.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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