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Is Graag still talking?
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Godbear, you will rue the day you slight my monkey. You and all your kind will sink into the endless smog of friction, burning your ass eternally on the Endless Slide.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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Book of BlackwidowXXII: YOu shall bow unto me allthe monkies of the earth and find the fruit of the country and feed me like a goddess for if you diobey I shall spank you until you are dead.
I think our bibles conflict GraagThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Beware Imran, the monkey has control, the bespoken times arise, and you are in the firing line.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
Gogol, Diary of a MadmanComment
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Ahhhh I think you are mistaken
IS is infact on enemy lines but I am the ruler of the monkey..from the begining of times I have ruled on high..you are just a SMALL part of my plan Graag. Play along you and your preciousThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Book of Monkey XIIV: Small things will become large, the monkey shall rise once more, all sinners will be drowned in a wave of muddy grease and Blackwidow will trip over a carelessly placed banana, injuring the feet and shoulders.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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BlackwidowXXIII: Blackwidow shall swoop down and pick up that bananna peel which is meant to trip her and with all of her fury and might punish the foolish careless monkey that has no table manners...for nea it is in the winds that she will rule until the ends of timeThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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but enough with that I am to take a monkey king by me side..Graag will you be my king and rule this sorry site??
*waves hand* Fuggit you can have itThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Book of Monkey VIII: ...and that's just for starters. You should see what happens to the unbelievers. Ever grown a new head from your anus? Now is the time to repent.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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apparently you haveThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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And that is the beauty of it. Only he who has experienced the true joy of monkey justice can see revel in His glory.
Whether or not you see Him, hear Him or smell Him, the monkey rules all.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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SHUT UP YOU DAMN PRIMATEThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Gehehehehe.
That's just what you want me to think.
Now tickle the monky's belly. It is forspoken, and if you don't believe me look it up. Forspoken isn't even a word!I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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