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    In an ironic way though, I must say. After a three day binge weekend out at the cabins in interior B.C., here I arrive a little depressed. I greet my family, and they are loving as ever, my guilt for those few days is eased a tad. A slow Monday begins, and as I watch TV my Dad enters the room (after recieving an earlier vague and non comittal conversation about problems keeping me up at night) and holds up a rather elaborate mail package:

    "This just finally came for you, was it a problem having anything to do with your anxiety? Spores for growing psilocybin mushrooms. Seems a lot of people have problems with this, I think customs had a run over it actually. I'll let you deal with this crap yourself" and he dropped it on my lap

    Now, the spores were for someone else who wanted them for research purposes but was too afraid to order through his own name. I just didn't give a sh*t. Would rather them have come unnoticed but I was more than prepared to shrug this off in the face of my parents - although I've never done anything like that before without angst. I'm assuming this changes the relationship?

    Tell a story of your youth and getting caught...

  • #2
    spores for what kind of mushrooms??

    *is retarded*

    Like SHROOMS...??

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    • #3
      Like, shroom shrooms

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      • #4
        Ha, I can't help but find it a little funny. Having shrooms delivered to your parents' house. Ahhh....

        Did you ever explain it to them that it was for your friend?

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        • #5
          what are shrooms? tasty drug-alike mushrooms?

          I was once caught shoplifting by my own parents What treachery!!!

          but hey i am no thief , since then (i was like, 8-9 years old??) I've never stolen a thing or cheated my friends or anyone else (much of my friends cheat on their parents to get money: like saying this week i had to buy 4 f**king expensive books for uni, when they actually had all their books already)....oooh boy, I'm a real saint now, I don't want to go through all that punishment again!


          Well, stealing a comic book wasn't so bad but still
          "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
          "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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          • #6
            Did you ever explain it to them that it was for your friend?
            No, and I'm not going to. As a lad, being caught with a friends' badly hidden pack of cigarettes seemed easy enough to get out of in theory, but it only aggravated Mother further:

            "You're busy harbouring something like cigarettes for your "friend"?!"

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            • #7
              "Research purposes"? I've heard (and probably used) that one before
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                "I'm going to give this cocaine to the rats, honest! "
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  [rat]
                  Gimme, I'm a rat now because of the [rat]...

                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Funky Fungi, 'nuf said.

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                    • #11
                      I had a shipment of corpses accidently delivered to the local nursery school. Boy was my face red.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by red_jon
                        I had a shipment of corpses accidently delivered to the local nursery school. Boy was my face red.
                        Do tell. This should be good.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by red_jon
                          Boy was my face red.
                          Was it....Red Jon?
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tassadar5000


                            Was it....Red Jon?

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                            • #15
                              I work at a movie theatre and it was my day off and I had nothing better to do (oh and I mean nothing), so I went to go to see Harry Potter with one of my friends. But, to sooth the pain of sitting through that turkey, we got so incredibly baked. So, half way through the movie, I made the mistake of going to by some Sour Patch Kids (the best munchies ever... I could sure go for some right now), and my boss was right there and caught me and told me never to come to the theatre stoned ever again. I got away with it pretty good, since my boss is a 50 yearold hard-ass.
                              "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

                              "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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