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Did the Sour Patch Kids give you away Hobbes?
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My parents just official discovered that I smoke the reefer.
They're cool with it...they don't approve, but they won't make decisions like this for me."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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My dad smokes the reefer.
I don't approve, but I don't make decisions like that for him.Comment
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My dad discovered the obvious when I got home too blasted and spaced to concievably be drunk one afternoon. Turned out pretty well in the end... we have an understanding; I like pot, he likes booze.I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
Gogol, Diary of a MadmanComment
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I like my diet soda.
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire
"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — ConfuciusComment
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Femme reply:Zylka response:Like SHROOMS...??we are like sOOoOOOO ivy league.Like, shroom shrooms
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Hahaha no kidding.. you're the kind of girl I'd consider dating if you didn't have two psycho dogs and a boyfriend. That's life!Comment
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i hear theres a strain of weed called ivy league..."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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ya d00d that is when the gorwar srats lacing his seeds with hydronic estrogen and it gets the weed sooooo hyped up thats they start forming in2 seprate leauges and frowing IVY and thats when the process really takes off and they start tangling the IVY and the THC is just like splurging out enriched and its like pTTHHHTHHHHFFFFFffffff...Comment
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exactly my brotha...where the ganja!"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Nah, it was my blood-shot eyes and child-like giggle.Did the Sour Patch Kids give you away Hobbes?"It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus
"...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. SpeerComment
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I remember when I got stoned a couple of times... that was quite an experience... hehe . but you guys seem to do it at home, and stuff like that? don't you ever get to public parks and stuff?
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I never do it at home. Always at a friends place, a (parked) car, or the park. Good ol' parky."It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus
"...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. SpeerComment
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weEd = phun Ima gunna change my name 2 "w4ke_n'_bAkE"
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yeah. But when I contempleted after it during sitting at 2 AM in the park, I got very depressed. my thoughts were similar to this:
"here I am, almost 17 years old, drunk, stoned, and smoking a pack of cheap sigarettes. It's The end of november, and my birthday is in a couple of days. It's very cold. I have my gloves on, my coat on, and a ski cap on. I am horny and I can't get laid. Even getting stoned doesn't help my depression. Where am I going?!" and then started the silly jealousy thing: " now take a look at 'X'. he has good grades,(and/or) drives a nice car, (and/or) goes out with pretty girls.". "Now that's what I call a sucessfull person".
I was such a loser. my finishing grades at school, and College changed everything.
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