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  • #16
    Originally posted by Kc7mxo
    Santa files a flight plan with NORAD. He won't get shot down.
    Not to mention he will have an RCAF escort. That'll keep him safe for about 5 seconds...
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Taz
      This thread has degenerated into to some very bad taste.
      And thats abnormal?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Apocalypse

        Don't you mean Finland?
        Better nuke 'em both, just to be safe.
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Asher
          The ****ers took virtually everything out, leaving it on the ground, then when they were done looking for all those drugs were smuggling in in a United Vanlines moving van ( ), they just said "okay" and walked away.
          *******s! When the cops searched our car for drugs, they not only put everything back, they folded everything up nicely for us. I was floored. We got the vehical back more straightened up than we had left it. Backwoods Missouri cops have some serious manners. Hell, after the ruckess we caused, they even invited us to come back (but without the LSD next time).
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #20
            The whole thing sounds ridiculous...but they can't make exceptions. They're just trying to be safe. If they don't search certain people because they think they're innocent, sooner or later someone will get through.
            "The first man who, having fenced off a plot of land, thought of saying, 'This is mine' and found people simple enough to believe him was the real founder of civil society. How many crimes, wars, murders, how many miseries and horrors might the human race had been spared by the one who, upon pulling up the stakes or filling in the ditch, had shouted to his fellow men: 'Beware of listening to this imposter; you are lost if you forget the fruits of the earth belong to all and that the earth belongs to no one." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Apocalypse
              Don't you mean Finland?
              Alert , Ellesmere Island, Canada

              And don't try nuken' Santa, Norad will pick it up
              and turn your country into hollandize sauce.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by johncmcleod
                The whole thing sounds ridiculous...but they can't make exceptions. They're just trying to be safe. If they don't search certain people because they think they're innocent, sooner or later someone will get through.
                Yes, lets spend our resource on this guy..........He was OBVIOUSLY a terrorist...

                Hopefully this doesn't pave the way for certain people who actually WANT to enter the us to come.....
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Tassadar5000


                  Yes, lets spend our resource on this guy..........He was OBVIOUSLY a terrorist...
                  I dunno. Someone who secretly tresspasses into millions of private buildings, leaving suspicious packages... You gotta wonder.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Edan


                    I dunno. Someone who secretly tresspasses into millions of private buildings, leaving suspicious packages... You gotta wonder.
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