Thank god for diligent US border guards

[Tingkai]

Toronto — A wind-surfing Santa took an unintended ride Sunday when strong winds took him across the Niagara River — and the Canadian border.

The Canadian man was promptly arrested in Buffalo by the United States Border Patrol.

For 18 years, fitness instructor John Fulton has donned a Santa suit to sail across the river at Christmas. He said he performs the annual stunt in support of the homeless.

Mr. Fulton usually departs from his home town of Fort Erie, Ont., and arrives back at shore on the Canadian side.

But stiff winds and currents pushed him to the American side of the river and into the arms of U.S. border guards.

Mr. Fulton was taken into custody, then shipped back to Canada after he agreed to sign a form stating he had illegally entered the United States.

http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/front/RTGAM/20021222/wsurf1222a/Front/homeBN/breakingnews

[Sava]

Santa isn't part of the Christian tradition of Christmas. So that guy is a terrorist and is currently being tortured and detained in Guatanamo.

[notyoueither]

I guess the real Santa will most likely get shot down this year. They have had the anti-missile system testing in high gear lately. Hopefully it's ready so that tots across America can sleep easy knowing they are safe from Santa.

[Sava]

Santa with the letters moved around spells "Satan" i say we just launch a few ICBM's at the North Pole.

[Shi Huangdi]

Once again, freedom has been defended from the evildoers!

[Asher]

When we were moving back from California, our large moving van was stopped at the border at the Canadian border guards demanded to be able to search it.

The ****ers took virtually everything out, leaving it on the ground, then when they were done looking for all those drugs were smuggling in in a United Vanlines moving van ( ), they just said "okay" and walked away.

United had to call in some guys and spent until the early evening hours putting it all back on so it all fit.

Down with Canadian border guards.

[Kc7mxo]

Santa files a flight plan with NORAD. He won't get shot down.

[Edan]

What about the presents? They'll have to be thoroughly inspected and played with to make sure there aren't any weapons of mass destruction! (Hey, you never know what little Timmy asked for Christmas) On Blixen!

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Sava
Santa with the letters moved around spells "Satan" i say we just launch a few ICBM's at the North Pole.

Don't you mean Finland?

[Ramo]

Yeah, right. Wind surfing in a Santa suit? That's the excuse all the terrorists use; it's a dead give-away. Half of al-Qaeda have already tried that.

[TheStinger]

Santa is clearly a commie( red suit presents for everyone) its lucky they didn't shoot him

[Nubclear]

The United States lets in a terrorist who willingly but wrongly filled out his entry forms and then eventually he crashes a plane into the WTC however they promptly ship out an innocent canadian who accidently got on to the american side because the winds turned against him and force him to sign a form that says he got in illegally?



Merry Christmas form the Great Homeland

[spartak]

Amateurs

[Gatekeeper]

Rudolph the Reindeer will take the first of any missiles targeted at Santa. Go Rudolph, with your red nose shining so bright! That's it, Rudie! Attract the attention of that heat-seeking missile!

Gatekeeper

[spartak]

This thread has degenerated into to some very bad taste.