Most unbelievable goof ups you've said to someone

[devilmunchkin]

i was young..don't laugh....

"how did they get the wings off the buffalos?"...in reference to buffalo wings

[FemmeAdonis]

how old were you? 3 I hope

probably 18 huh?

[Bereta_Eder]

snip snip

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Odin
I told a classmate that Creationists are Idiots, I forgot that our Health teacher is a funamentalist christian.

I don't see a problem there

Well if you want to see a life of thse sorts of indiscretions, look towards Prince Philip

[Immortal Wombat]

Prince Philip is a genius

"You know they can get eating dogs for anorexics now?"

[Provost Harrison]

To a man in China "you'll go all slitty-eyed if you stay here too long". Prince Philipisms deserve a thread of their own

[Chris 62]

This story is dumb, but true.

I was sitting in an office with my best bud (a black dude, it's pertinent to the tale), and he was saying that because he's black, he can't get an appointment with certain doctors.
We argue this for a bit, so i tell him to call one, and to make sure he doesn't sound black (He has a bit of a Southern accent and a deep voice, Barry White like).
He agrees, dials, and then yells into the phone:
Is this heah a Doctor office????

[Adagio]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
i was young..don't laugh....

"how did they get the wings off the buffalos?"...in reference to buffalo wings

That reminds me:

When I just got my first pc (long time ago), I didn't know much about cd's and such, so I puzzled asked, how they managed to inset the cd into the printer, so the printer could print the covers

Just as I said it, I realized how it was done, and I quickly managed, to turn my serious question, into a joke question (so the one I asked, didn't hear it as a serious question...)

[Provost Harrison]

That is a silly question. It could have been curtains for your respect if you hadn't realised quickly...

[Lefty Scaevola]

I meant to say to my wife: 'Please pass the pepper, honey"

But it came out: "You really f**ked up my life, b***ch!"

[Imran Siddiqui]

Lefty:

[Frankychan]

Lets see...

I needed help with my classwork so I said to my female teacher...

"Mom, can you help me with this?"

I said it so loud the whole class heard me and started cracking up.....my teacher as well.

[Frankychan]

Another one:

I went to get my midterm for my psych class a coupla semesters ago. Anyway, I saw a girl I knew and asked her...

"So, How well are your t**s?"

Instead of "So, how well are your TEST scores?"

Needless to say, she hasn't spoken to me since.

[MOBIUS]

Once on TA exercises a whole group of us had to brainstorm a problem, so I said that we should all have a mass debate about it...

[Sirotnikov]

It ain't exactly a goof up, but I still can't belive I said it, and I hope I won't suffer from it.


My class room teacher is very annoying and pries into student's bussiness and private lives, often too much.

I certainly felt that way, when she saw me hugging my girl friend between classes when she passed me by, and she stood up next to me and asked something like: "oh, siro, and who is she?"

I was furious - who she thinks she is? my friend? I wanted her to feel badly out of place.

So I answer in a clear voice: "this is (gf's name) MOMMY" and I wait with a face full of contempt, showing it was a cynical remark.

My class room teacher was... I can't describe the look on her face, but she was stunned. (so was my gf btw).

And then after letting her suffer that breef second, I quickly add a smile and a smirk, as I was joking with her. She has no choise but to act the same way to save her dignity, and laughed and quickly went away.

I just hope she won't affect my grades for the worse now. In any case, she won't ever be too friendly to me.