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I know there was one when I could have died but I can't remember what it is. Like 'Where In Scotland Are You From?' to someone I was talking to for half an hour. He replied 'Belfast'
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
To my economics teacher: "Of course you don't want to give us homeworks because you surely will spend your hoildays with your husband"
Teacher : "My husband died 4 years ago! *laugh*"
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I know there was one when I could have died but I can't remember what it is. Like 'Where In Scotland Are You From?' to someone I was talking to for half an hour. He replied 'Belfast'
If an american had said that, it would be a goof up. For an englishman its unbelievable.
often they are where I say the exact opposite of what I mean to say
it just comes out wrong
Jon Miller
Jon Miller- I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Giving a speech when I was running for Finance Committee Chair my sophomore year of college. I was unopposed, so I just got up and winged some brief remarks. A big issue was that a lot of people were complaining about there being nothing to do on campus or nearby. I got up and gave a list of lots of things in the vicinity to go to, ending with, "If you can walk, you can go do all these things!"
Just then my eyes locked on a group of girls who couldn't walk and went around in motorized wheelchairs. Oooooooooooooooohboy. I stammered out "or...or even if you, um, can't..." People laughed, I finished up lamely and sat down. Later I talked to the girls and they thought it was funny, but I was still embarrassed.
The only other thing I can think of was one Christmas vacation when I was home from college, I answered the phone and a woman asked for my mom. I explained she was at work, and the woman said she was my mom's cousin and was calling about my great aunt. I asked if I could take a message, so she said "Well, I wanted to tell her that Jean had died, we found her yesterday at home."
Stunned, I blurted out, "Oh my God, you're kidding!"
Pause.
"No, I'm afraid not," says my mom's cousin, who laughs a little nervously. I silently kick myself 3 dozen times.
most of my friends are white, but there are a few minorities amoung us, a few blacks and a cople of asians. one of the kids is 1/8 puerto-rican.
anyway, ethnic slurs in our little group run rampant. we just do it for some reason. i'm polish/german/irish, so i'm a polack nazi drunk. there's some chinese, black, japanese, and hispanic, so fill in the slurs yourselves.
there are a few VERY black neighborhoods on long island and while we were in one (theres a shopping center there) i muttered the phrase "nigga pleeeease" and had about a hundred eyes on me. my friend must have known what i was feeling and made some humorous anti-white comment (somehting about a honkey) and we walked out safely.
yea.
another thing i used to say was "it cures cancer in lab rats", whenever i was speaking well of something. like, "civ 3 rocks man. the resource system is a great addition. it's been found to cure cancer in lab rats." you know. hyperbole.
well, one day, i had some kettle korn for the first time. and, it rocked. so i went on my rant about the cancer in lab rats bit, and my friend who apparently never heard me use the phrase goes "really?! cause my mom just found out she has ovarian cancer."
erm. haven't used that phrase in a while.
i dont remember what i said but i ended up telling my little brother there is no santa/god in one swooping argument with my mom. good sh*t.
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
My friend was talking about wanting to be a primary school teacher and declaimed in the middle of a crowded supermarket 'because I have a strange attraction to young children'.
She later claimed she meant 'for' young children.
She then stopped digging a hole and admitted that the sentence had sounded better inside her head than out.
"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
Me, to a geography teacher: "Your hair looks like a cheap wig." (I swear, it wasn't meant as an insult, just an observation!)
Then she told me she had had a cancer.
I didn't get along with that teacher too well after that.
"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
Me and a couple of my friends at the uni are sitting before lecture starts. She is a the representative of our simester at the students' union. We talk about some petition to delay the chemistry test, and then she lists all the people who haven't signed. We needed to get the signatures of everyone in the course, to get this motion passed. So she lists "harasita", among other names. I have no idea why, but I start going on a vicious attack on the girl, because 'hara' means 'sh!t' in hebrew. So I start off with this stupid monologue:
"Harasita? what kinda name is that anyway?
Her parents must have really hated her to give her a name such as this. "
that friend of mine, and another couple of my friends start to laugh.
"Why the **** didn't you put on a condom?! " I start immitiating Harasita's mother.
Everyone bursts in laughter. It was probably in the way I said it.
Everyone laughs. I feel real bad about myself, and cover my face in shame.
Now's the real interesting part. That girl sat behind me, a couple of lines back. Now she got real pissed, and of course didn't sign the motion to postpone the test.
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