Help me change my desperately crap personality

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Lets not.

Perhaps you mean well, but please leave religious proselyting out. I do not want to turn this into a flame war.

Urban Ranger,

One thing for sure, It isnt up to you to tell me when and where and to whom i offer tidings of peace and hope, but to be exact this is sure:
This offer is open even unto you!

have agood day and please, this was meant a s ahelp, so just chill and if you dont care for my personal offerings, just let them slide

OK?

Troll

[Immortal Wombat]

SD: good plan. I'll look into that.
Apoc: yes, it would be handy.
Aliveandwell: 1. would take me months, 2. I have no anime, 3. No, Hex would kill me. 4. tried it, hate it.
UR: am.
Azazel:
Hex: Will do.
Seneca: thanks
Troll: have.
Hobbes: working on it.
nye: no, she likes me.
Diss: I don't doubt it.
DrS: er... no.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I take that remark back. You won't get helpful advice at all.

I just had to check...

Thanks guys, you've been wonderful.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Why? You're funny as hell.

[SKILORD]

Don't change, demand that the world change to suit you.

[Immortal Wombat]

Found it

In retrospect, jokes relying on people having first read a DarkCloud thread (100 posts thereof) aren't destined to be great successes.

[mrmitchell]

I'm not the person to make this kind of suggestions, but here's some:

1) Dont spit when you talk.
(Dont know where that came from )
2) Don't talk about your personality's faults
You need self-esteem and confidence and all that stuff
3) If this is about you having a problem with women, then keep eye contact.

Originally posted by SKILORD

Don't change, demand that the world change to suit you.

That's the best suggestion I've seen in a long time

[cavebear]

Is there anyone here you would like to be more like? Or is there an idea you have that you would follow to be something beyond what you know?

[cavebear]

1. Reasonable people change themselves to suit the world they are in.

2. Unreasonable people demand that the world change to suit them.

3. All progress is made by unreasonable people...

[Dis]

try to take an interest in people.

no matter how lame they seem to be

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Have you tried screaming random obscenities in public? Or collecting spoons?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Found it

In retrospect, jokes relying on people having first read a DarkCloud thread (100 posts thereof) aren't destined to be great successes.

And the award for the most obtuse joke of the year goes to...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Troll
Urban Ranger,

One thing for sure, It isnt up to you to tell me when and where and to whom i offer tidings of peace and hope, but to be exact this is sure:
This offer is open even unto you!

Offering tidings of peace and hope is great, but you weren't. You merely asked Wombat to go and believe in the Judeo-Christian god, which isn't the same thing as offering tidings of peace and hope.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
And the award for the most obtuse joke of the year goes to...

I WIN!!

[Alexander's Horse]

Speak to Fez - you'll realise your personality isn't so bad after all