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  • Please everyone (in the US and UK and Australia): Can you do me a favor...

    ... and take a look into the newspaper and post one or two typical personal ads here for me? My girlfriend would need some for a comparative work in her university class and - with reason I think - doubts that personal ads in the net are similar to those in newspapers. Thanks to all in advance who post an ad here. (And please quote the newspaper and the date from where you took it).
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Personal ads? like 75yo seeks a female companiosn for a night out ...
    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #3
      "Male 35-45, open, sincere perhaps creative? Caring NS sought by similar female. Interests photography, art, socialising, ex-film industry."

      From "The Spark"- free newspaper (with a New Age-y bent) based in Bristol. (Dec 2002- Mar 2003 issue).
      Last edited by Bugs ****ing Bunny; December 18, 2002, 14:03.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        "hot girls from around the world waiting for your call, only 60p per minute, call now"

        from the sport

        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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        • #5
          "Affectionate artistic M 43, GSOH, likes photographing landscapes, classical, theatre, American culture. Seeks voluptuous f for r/ship."

          From "The Guardian". Dec 7th 2002.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #6
            GSOH - good sense of humor
            Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
            GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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            • #7
              Thanks Lazarus, that's exactly what I need.
              "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
              "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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              • #8
                Please guys, I need about 4 more, do me the favor.
                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                • #9
                  "22M, handsome with everlasting sexual appetite. Looking for educated female with rich parents"
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    This isn#t by any chance describing you?
                    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                    • #11
                      Oh I'm sorry .. yes it is. I got it wrong.. sorry about that. How did you guess?
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        11/26. 1:30PM AT DeCosta's in Alexandria. You were in front of me in line and we made eye contact at the gas station next door. Me: cute girl, brown hair, glasses. You: attractive male wearing dark fleece top, baseball cap. Should have said hello. My friend is making me do this.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          SULTRY, SALACIOUS, SAGACIOUS, symmetric bohemian - 27y.o. agnostic SBF seeking altruistic, athletic, astute adventurer SM, 25-35y.o., who likes to hike about town, parks included, doing something or absolutely nothing. LTR preferred, but we can talk...
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • #14
                            DanS, sounds like one of those with 'This is my first time leaving ad' 'I usually never read these' or so .
                            Pathetic excuses. There's nothing wrong reading them, answering etc.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              "Pathetic excuses."

                              I agree!

                              The Sagacious Salacious sounds good though!
                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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