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  • #16
    Originally posted by DanS
    The Sagacious Salacious sounds good though!
    It sounds like our own Mr.Christmas is advertising for some company over the festive period.
    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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    • #17
      For some reason my local paper doesn't seem to put many personals on their website. Or maybe the actual newspaper didn't have that many personals. Our local newspaper website is http://reviewjournal.com/ I clicked on sunday then went to the classifieds.

      Check this one out. And people tell me women aren't interested in money. She is just asking for a financially secure man. We all know what that means. Men like me need not apply.

      LARGE LOVELY Lady seeks for her love of a lifetime. 46, 5' 7.5'', 400lb, very comfortable with who I am but always striving for more. E-Z going. Down to earth. Fun! Loving! Loyal! Caring! Loves Dogs! Seeking the same in a single financially secure man. Send picture: RJ/Sun, PO BOX 70-C9973, LV, NV 89125

      This is from Las Vegas Review Journal Sunday Dec, 15

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      • #18
        Oh, the source of those is the Washington City Paper. Dec. 13.
        Last edited by DanS; December 18, 2002, 22:01.
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Dissident


          LARGE LOVELY Lady seeks for her love of a lifetime Seeking the same in a single financially secure man. Send picture


          Why doesn't she just say: "I'M REALLY FAT AND I WANT A RICH HANDSOME PRINCE CHARMING NOW!"? We all know that's what she really means.

          Somehow I doubt that rich handsome Prince Charming's pick up fat women in the personal ads.
          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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          • #20
            "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."
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