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    Review: 'Trek: Nemesis' its own worst enemy
    By Ben Nuckols
    Associated Press
    Friday, December 13, 2002 Posted: 10:10 AM EST (1510 GMT)

    (AP) -- If "Star Trek: Nemesis" is "a generation's final journey," as it's billed, Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and crew are going out with a whimper in the dark.

    The 10th entry in the "Star Trek" movie franchise, and the third in which Picard has flown solo, is the dullest and drabbest of the lot. Simply plotted and feebly directed, it lacks the vigorous action that elevated Capt. Kirk's adventures into pulp art or the thorny ethical dilemmas that gave the "Next Generation" TV series its resonances.

    Screenwriter John Logan's heart is in the right place; he looks back to past "Trek" movies to find the template for his villain. Kirk's most fearsome adversaries -- played by Ricardo Montalban in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" and Christopher Plummer in "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" -- were able to outstrip his masculine bravado. Following that logic, what better nemesis for the introspective, solipsistic Picard than -- himself?

    The bad guy is a young Picard clone, created by the always scheming Romulans in an effort to infiltrate the Federation. But they abandoned the project when the clone was still a boy, ditching him in the mines of enslaved sister planet Remus. The Remans, a nasty, militaristic bunch, raise him to be a leader, and as the movie opens he assassinates much of the Romulan Senate.

    Nature vs. nurture
    So Shinzon (Tom Hardy), as the clone is called, becomes Praetor of the Romulan Empire, and he makes overtures of peace to the Federation. Naturally, the Enterprise crew is called to negotiate, interrupting their journey to the second of two wedding ceremonies for Commander Riker (Jonathan Frakes) and Counselor Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis).

    With his sneering mug and a voice that sounds like sherry poured over sandpaper, Shinzon isn't very convincing when he talks about peace, and the Enterprise crew discovers in short order that the opposite is on his mind: He has a vendetta against humanity.

    Addressing the nature-vs.-nurture debate, "Star Trek: Nemesis" comes down solidly on nurture's side. Shinzon, who shares Picard's DNA, torments him with the assertion that if Picard had been orphaned and brought up among the oppressed Remans, he would harbor the same resentments.

    Similar themes turn up in the relationship between the android Data (Brent Spiner) and a prototype of himself that the crew has discovered.

    Shrouded in darkness
    Director Stuart Baird ("U.S. Marshals") pays lip service to these dualities; he's more interested in action sequences. But his work is lumbering. And the film's murky look -- the Remans, we're told, prefer darkness -- violates a principle that has informed the best space operas: Keep it sharp and crisp. The audience needs to believe it's seeing a future world brimming with technology, and that's not possible if it looks like nobody's invented the 60-watt bulb.

    Baird relies on textureless close-ups and frames his shots as if for television. Worse -- particularly considering Baird apprenticed as an editor -- the cross-cutting limps and sags.

    As every Trekker knows, Federation starships lack the firepower of Romulan or Klingon war birds, so a captain must use his wits if he's drawn into battle with one of them. This installment, though, values brawn over brains, with the measured Picard eventually borrowing a tactic from a monster truck rally.

    The Enterprise crew retains its breezy rapport, though Worf (Michael Dorn), Geordi (LeVar Burton) and Crusher (Gates McFadden) are given little to do. Spiner, the loosest and most freewheeling of the cast, creates some nice comic moments between Data and his less sophisticated prototype, while Stewart appears lost in a reverie of contemplation.

    Perhaps he's thinking about how his other sci-fi franchise, "X-Men," has a future, while "Star Trek" is going nowhere, slowly.

    "Star Trek: Nemesis," a Paramount Pictures release, is rated PG-13.
    So anybody see it yet? Or, wait, when's it out again? I've been preoccupied with final exams.
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    Re: Review: 'Trek: Nemesis' its own worst enemy

    Originally posted by Jules
    So anybody see it yet? Or, wait, when's it out again? I've been preoccupied with final exams.
    I'll be going to see it Saturday. I'll let you know.
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    • #3
      hopefully it will be good but unless you're a trekky, i think you could be in for a dissapointment

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      • #4
        Strangely, the L.A. Times reviewer really liked it, although he seems to be the only one.

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        • #5
          i was supposed to see it (be dragged to go see it) tonight, but my friend had to cancel because of icy roads and snow, so I might not see it (be dragged to see it) until after Christmas. Let me know how it is, I actually didn't think it looked all that bad from the previews (though I've never seen an episode of, or movie of, Star Trek in my life)
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          • #6
            What, there's been another Trek movie? I've heard nothing of this. Of course, I don't care a bit, either.
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            • #7
              Heh. I've snagged a real nasty article off the wires that focuses on how "out of touch" with the masses many reviewers are and explains why. I'll post it at 'Poly sometime tonight after getting back from watching "ST: Nemesis."

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              • #8
                I'm going to see it tonight. I'm of the opinion that it has to be good based on one simple reason. With the exception of the first movie, all even star trek movies are good and all odd ones are bad.

                2 - Wrath of Khan kicks ass, Kiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!!!
                3 - Search for Spock - the worst one
                4 - Can you tell me where to find the nuclear wessels? this one is great
                5 - Let's go find god..... oops god is an evil alien
                6 - fighting Klingons is always good
                7 - Generations - this movie is one GIANT plot hole, if they can time travel with that stupid nexus why don't they just do it again and again until they get it right?
                8 - fighting the Borg is always good, too
                9 - I actually haven't seen this one but I've heard it's not so good

                which brings us to 10... since it's an even number it's probably good. I'll let you know.
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                • #9


                  Go Turks!

                  Beat that!

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                  • #10
                    I'm not reading through all of that review, the pictures are enough.

                    Though, I have to wonder about copyright and trademark violations...
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                    • #11
                      Oh great, another crap What happened with The Borg? I liked a lot these cubes destroying these new-hippies spaceships.

                      "Borgging" appart, what about a movie with a diplomatic background: "A reunion is made by Romulans, Federation and all the other great forces, suddenly the Borg appear but doesn't attack, it says that want sign some kind of peace treaty. This is only for serch an alliance for protect all o something awful that all the things that are imaginable: The Galaxy Center is starting a total collapse process!!!!*"

                      *This could be realted to the false god movie of the first series.
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                      • #12
                        that would be so out of character with the borg though as to create a huge cry from any trekky worth his salt

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                        • #13
                          all of the various empires be allied? yeah - that sounds REEEAL interesting…
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                          • #14
                            You could watch all the aliens signing the document in "real time", then follow them back to their seats. Then follow the next alien up to sign...

                            It has all the hallmarks of a great movie idea!
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                            • #15
                              Even if the center of the galaxy collapsed, we out here on the fringes would be fine. The same amount of mass is in the center of the galazy whether it is in seperate stars or one massive black hole. We would still continue our 200+ million year orbit of the galazy without every having to worry . . . although X-ray output from the center might be a problem, but there are enough dust clouds between here and there that we'd probably be fine.
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