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  • #16
    Yep, that's what i've heard.

    Anyway, the Canadians have still proven how illiterate they are by not inlcuding the 'yelp'... definitely needed.

    I once saw a city sign, near school property, in Oregon that said something like: "No Drug Trafficing Permited on These Premisses"

    Hmmm? So where is IT legal?
    Monkey!!!

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    • #17
      "Attention dogs: Carrot monkey crashes the horsemolester"?

      Silly Canadians.
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #18
        My cat just informed me that it will be filing a formal complaint with the NAACP, the National Association for the Advancement of Cat in Public. He believes that this is discrimination.

        Never name your cat Jackson.
        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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        • #19
          If it's french-canadian-dog shouldn't it be Grrrr, bark, yelp, woof, eh?
          I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
          and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.

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          • #20
            Wrong end of the country though. Unless it's for tourist dogs.
            (\__/)
            (='.'=)
            (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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            • #21
              Cats bury after they have finished their business, so owners don't really need to pick-up after them.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #22
                But not on concrete I am afraid
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                • #23
                  This picture could be a fake. When was the last time North Van had sunny weather?

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                  • #24
                    that's what I was thinking...where's the rain?
                    "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                    "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                    "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                    • #25
                      How do you drive a cat crazy?

                      Have 'em crap in a concrete room.
                      I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
                      and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.

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                      • #26
                        As a Quebecer myself, I'm not surprised

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                        • #27
                          Don't worry Fros37, in BC we don't have any language police. You can post signs in any language without breaking the law.

                          But if we ever did become officially bilingual I expect Mandarin would be the second language. Just not many French people out here.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by walruskkkch
                            How do you drive a cat crazy?

                            Have 'em crap in a concrete room.
                            Or give them Feline Marijuana - Catnip - as my mother just did...sigh...

                            My cat no longer wants to press charges. He feels that we can come to a groovy settlement over a hot capuccino.
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Thrawn05
                              Where's my gun, I need to increase Vancouver's muder rate by 200%.


                              And that means what? Killing two people?
                              Talent Optional

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by RedFred
                                Don't worry Fros37, in BC we don't have any language police. You can post signs in any language without breaking the law.

                                But if we ever did become officially bilingual I expect Mandarin would be the second language. Just not many French people out here.
                                Theorically, all Canada is supposed to be bilingual... If it was, there wouldn't be almost 50% of separatists in Quebec.

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