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  • #46
    Originally posted by Caligastia
    That's how you cure diarrhoea? I hope you're not a doctor.
    *whistles and looks innocent*
    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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    • #47
      I suggest the best cure would be a full frontal lobotomy.
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
        I suggest the best cure would be a full frontal lobotomy.
        You think that would help? Seems clear to me the problem is he isn't using them to begin with.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Ned
          Obviously, there are some Southerners who do not know they lost.
          Strom Thurmond will rise again . . .

          . . . thanks to Viagra
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #50
            Great use of color Che:

            we don't want that mental image to spread...



            TOO LATE!!

            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #51
              *Resists commenting*























              (About the original subject, of course)
              Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
              Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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              • #52
                That really wasn't an image I wanted to think about.
                "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                -Bokonon

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                • #53
                  We have a perfect smiley for the situation:
                  "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
                  - Lone Star

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                  • #54
                    And he's going to be Senate Majority Leader...sometimes America really looks doomed to civil war with racist *******s such as these running the government.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by GePap
                      Lets hope Imran when some democrat makes some terrible comment about some conservative issue and someone brings it up for discussion here that tyou will be just as forgiving....
                      Hey, we've never said anything bad about Robert Byrd, who sits in the senate to this day despite the fact that he is a known former Klan member...
                      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                      • #56
                        Frankly, I don't see the problem with the comment that Lott made.

                        Slavery was a doomed institution in America because it is a Christian nation and it was only a matter of time. It would have passed peacefully except for Federalists that wanted to impose their will on sovereign states.

                        Likewise, when Thurmond stood against desegregation it was Federally mandated desegregation he opposed.

                        If you balance the evils of Southerners who resisted Federalism against the evils of the Federalists a razor blade would tip the scales.

                        The person we should be angry at here is the Federalist Democrat Gore, who is looking to gain political advantage as the protector of the poor black race. Quite the novelty huh.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Ned
                          I wish we could put issue behind us. Obviously, there are some Southerners who do not know they lost.
                          Tell me about it.
                          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                          • #58
                            Don't worry about it. I am probably part of the last generation that gives a **** about it. I was in school when the schools were integrated. I am 45. Soon enough the direct victims of desegregation will be dead.

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                            • #59
                              Well I quess it's time for this song again, some things don't change.

                              Here's to the State of Mississippi
                              By Phil Och

                              Here's to the state of Mississippi,
                              For Underheath her borders, the devil draws no lines,
                              If you drag her muddy river, nameless bodies you will find.
                              whoa the fat trees of the forest have hid a thousand crimes,
                              the calender is lyin' when it reads the present time.
                              Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of,
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of!

                              And here's to the people of Mississippi
                              Who say the folks up north, they just don't understand
                              And they tremble in their shadows at the thunder of the Klan
                              The sweating of their souls can't wash the blood from off their hands
                              They smile and shrug their shoulders at the murder of a man
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And here's to the schools of Mississippi
                              Where they're teaching all the children that they don't have to care
                              All the rudiments of hatred are present everywhere
                              And every single classroom is a factory of despair
                              There's nobody learning such a foreign word as fair
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And here's to the cops of Mississippi
                              They're chewing their tobacco as they lock the prison door
                              Their bellies bounce inside them when they knock you to the floor
                              No they don't like taking prisoners in their private little war
                              Behind their broken badges there are murderers and more
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And, here's to the judges of Mississippi
                              Who wear the robe of honor as they crawl into the court
                              They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
                              Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
                              When the black man stands accused the trial is always short
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And here's to the government of Mississippi
                              In the swamp of their bureaucracy they're always bogging down
                              And criminals are posing as the mayors of the towns
                              And they hope that no one sees the sights and no one hears the sounds
                              And the speeches of the governor are the ravings of a clown
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And here's to the laws of Mississippi
                              Congressmen will gather in a circus of delay
                              While the Constitution is drowning in an ocean of decay
                              Unwed mothers should be sterilized, I've even heard them say
                              Yes, corruption can be classic in the Mississippi way
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

                              And here's to the churches of Mississippi
                              Where the cross, once made of silver, now is caked with rust
                              And the Sunday morning sermons pander to their lust
                              The fallen face of Jesus is choking in the dust
                              Heaven only knows in which God they can trust
                              Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of
                              Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of
                              The ways of Man are passing strange, he buys his freedom and he counts his change.
                              Then he lets the wind his days arrange and he calls the tide his master.

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                              • #60
                                Oh please.

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