Is there pornography on your computer? Are you sure?

[Thrawn05]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Variety, availability...

Variety: Role Playing
Availablitiy: Except for 3 days a month (PMS Rampage)

I say I have it pretty damn good.

[Thrawn05]

Originally posted by tinyp3nis


Porn does not smell, porn does not cheat, porn does not whine, doesn't say no, should I go on?

Yes please, since I never had to go through all those. Although she did say no to me once, but I can understand. I wanted to do it while she was at work.

EDIT: I'll stop now... since I got a feeling Ming is going to be busy tomorrow morning. I realy really realy want to be a King (Since as Mel Brooks put it, "It's good to be the King!" ).

[Pekka]

Sure there's porn. I should make a script that will check the last time I used my computer, and if it's over 2 days, then it deletes all the porn when it boots up. In that case I'm propably dead, and my computer is handed to my parents.. safety precautions are good.

[tinyp3nis]

Originally posted by Pekka
Sure there's porn. I should make a script that will check the last time I used my computer, and if it's over 2 days, then it deletes all the porn when it boots up. In that case I'm propably dead, and my computer is handed to my parents.. safety precautions are good.

Pekka, under that crazy pervert of you, lives a brilliant genius.

[MRT144]

boris...a lot of "straight" male porn stars also did gay porn to break into the industry, like peter north.

and i know too much about porn

as such, i dont download porn anymore and instead think about the girl im dating...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Pekka]

Peter North was in gay flicks? you lie? .

btw, do you know why his name is Peter North? First of all Peter is very popular name in scandinavia and all of it's variations.. and Scandinavia is in North. And you know what? It's not stereotype! We are all like him!

[Pekka]

That didn't mean the gay part though.

[Pekka]

tinyp3nis, thanks. The idea originated from one episode of 'Coupling' where two guys made this pact when the other one dies, the other one guys to his apartment and takes away all the porn before his parents arrive. They called themselves 'the porn buddies'. I think it's basically a great idea.

This could be a great business idea also. I could put up a business. It's like insurance company, when customer passes away, I go to his house and get all the porn out from there before anyone gets there only to realise what big sick freak this person was. It's a great relief to everyone who has porn, they can go happy knowing that relatives etc will never know...

[Bosh]

much of the gay porn is made for women, too, you know.

According to werefox (female former apolyton poster), there's a sub-genra of hentai called something remotely resembling yaoi which includes gay sex often between older males and youngish boys which is fairly popular with females.

[Docfeelgood]

The irony is that virtually all lesbian porn is made for heterosexual men to watch.

Ya know? that is a very good observation


I never thought of it that way

[Alexander's Horse]

No porn on my PC

And I worry about the effect it has on people.

[JohnT]

And to think that I worry about the effect you have on people, AH.

[ThePantaloonDog]

Porn does not smell, porn does not cheat, porn does not whine, doesn't say no, should I go on?

Porn is something I tend to look at when I'm really bored. Usually the amount of nothing time I have is in proportion to how much porn I look at. I usually find the real thing to be much more satisfying. I'll even go out on a limb here that and say all that whining and smell tends to be much better than groaning mixed in with stupid statements and no smell at all.

[Pekka]

Alexanders Horse, No worries.. You can PM me, and I'll hook you up with some real good porn. Hey, maybe we can find those horses too!

[Alexander's Horse]

No thanks - I can get it if I want it - I just don't want it.

I think it gives you a bad karma