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  • Is there pornography on your computer? Are you sure?

    YES and YES. And dammit, it will stay that way!
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

  • #2
    Pornography is all that prevents my computer from falling apart.
    "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

    "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
    "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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    • #3
      A good rant can clear out your system. WTG.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        It's all cunningly unencrypted and hidden in 'My Documents' - the police will never find it.
        yada

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        • #5
          Naw, these are actually executables, but I suppose if you look at them in a certain way... I mean, every bunch of random symbols can be held to contain secret messages if long enough, right?
          Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
          Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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          • #6
            True - if you convert PI to binary you will have every possible illegal image, every copyrighted film, song, novel, every libellous statement, every Westlife album...

            That's the last time I'm doing that.
            yada

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            • #7
              You'll also have the answers to the mysteries of the universe. All of them.
              Finding the right one will be a pain though.
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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              • #8
                The only porno I have on my computer are the foul reminants of spam (rape, beastiality, watersports) that I always get emailed. Sometimes its a shock

                Hanna:
                Subject: The document you requested.

                cue picture of a man blowing a dog.

                Argghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
                Res ipsa loquitur

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                • #9
                  my absolute favourite is the pop up that tells you to download a program to rid yourself of pop ups
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                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by orange
                    my absolute favourite is the pop up that tells you to download a program to rid yourself of pop ups


                    Someone's on the ball...
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #11
                      how about getting a pop up that says "Make money easy by making your own make money easy advertisement?" I got this once and couldnt stop laughing.
                      :-p

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                      • #12
                        All you guys should just click on the link that takes you off the mailing list
                        "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                        "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                        "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                        • #13
                          guys who pretend they dont have porn on their computer is either gay (then wouldnt they have gay porn? but i digress), lying or really really perverted.
                          :-p

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                          • #14
                            ugh that santa hat avatar theme is REALLY contagious... why am i thinking about opening photoshop? must... resist... urge.
                            :-p

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Six Thousand Year Old Man
                              All you guys should just click on the link that takes you off the mailing list
                              NOOOOOOO, DON'T!!! That's how you get on more mailing lists...as I learned the hard way.
                              "People sit in chairs!" - Bobby Baccalieri

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