Apolyton coffee shop: Putting the 'suc' in success!

[Serb]

Do you awaiting the apocalypse? (hm..spelling?)


*Shout to outside*
...hey holy fathers, please waite a minute, here is another client for you...

[Provost Harrison]

Good spelling but wrong verb 'Are you awaiting the apocalypse?'

Anyway, no...well I wouldn't mind the apocalypse if it just killed everyone who I don't like and who isn't very nice...

[Serb]

I knew that something was wrong with that sentance.Thanks. I'm sure my English sounds very funny time after time (hmm who am I trying to fool? It sucks all the time)

[DinoDoc]

It's so good to be out of that bottle.

/me buys a golf club from PH and proceedes to start hunting for Skanky and H Tower

[Blackwidow24]

What the.......

Give me TEQUILA NOW

[Blackwidow24]

Fine I'll serve myself you insolent fools...

*Bw grabs tequila and proceeds to chug*

BW: Glug glug glug..EEEEERRRRRRRRP SQKOOOOZE ME

[Frozzy]

I would like to instate that the Liberated Fascist State of Smilieland is entirely neutral...

* RedBull builds up a tower with sand bags *

[Skanky Burns]

/me runs into the middle of LFSS.
Sanctuary!

[H Tower]

/me floats around near the ceiling as a spirit

[Skanky Burns]

I'd attempt resurrecting you, but last time I did, you ended up as a girl for a while.

[Frozzy]

Hmm... MS Paint doesn't lend itself well to base design...

[devilmunchkin]

*dm zaps h Tower back into his body and hands him some moonshine* drink this..you'll be as good as new....

[Skanky Burns]

Or you could just get zapped into your body...
/me watches with dread and facination as H Tower drinks the moonshine.

[Skanky Burns]

* and a bit of boredom too.

How long does it take to drink it, anyway?

[CapitanGarlic]

*resumes kicking of H Tower while he drinks*