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  • How would you organise Iraq's defences?

    If you were Saddam, how would you defend Iraq against an American onslaught, given the vast inferiority of your forces?

    Here's my plan:

    It's hopeless to even contemplate victory, the best that can be hoped for is a glorious, rather than ignominous, defeat.

    Build fake everything, fake tanks, fake command centres, even fake troops. It worked for the Serbs, but the US may be prepared for fake stuff because of this, so it had better be well-faked, maybe even with a fake heat signature.

    Hide everything important in nondescript buildings or underground. Turn barns into command centres, wells into ammunition stores, etc.

    Stockpile resources in every urban area, place tank defences, trenches, barbed wire and booby traps all over the place.

    Use floodlights to spot the initial wave of stealth fighters, even though floodlights are a sitting duck to normal aircraft, stealth fighters don't have enough firepower to attack them all. Mount the spotlights on trucks and keep moving them around, switching them on and off. An additional use of spotlights could be to attract enemy planes into a trap by using them as bait.

    Use oil as a weapon, start a burning oil slick to prevent marines landing, fill trenches with burning petrol to slow down American advance. The pall of smoke will also give aircraft problems. Equip troops with flame throwers.

    Rather than using civilans as human shields, cause a huge refugee crisis, sending them fleeing in all directions, spreading propaganda about American brutality. Refugees get more media coverage than corpses anyway. Set up a 'government in exile' in some sympathetic state.

    Pull off every propaganda trick in the book, refer to the US (and Britain)as the infidels, try to stir up revolt across the Arab world. Recall past Arab victories (or heroic defeats).

    Use gas in a battlefield setting only, and do not attack Israel under any circumstances.

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    Yeah, all that, pretty much. And I'd do all the stuff that Van Riper guy did in that simulation a while back.
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    • #3
      Call on "brother muslims" all around the world to strike hard at the heart of the "beast" if it attacks.

      Fake resistance and move all my armies in the cities which means that the US can't do anything without inflicting heavy civilian casualties that would hopefuly spark international and american condemnation.

      Stall the UN and agree with it only marginally and if the sh!t is about to hit the fan.

      Scout my territory with secret police to root out american subversive agents.

      Try as best as I can to have good relations with my big neighboors.


      Keep giving Germany and France lucrative oil deals.

      This way I can stay in power indefinitely and there will not even be an attack.

      Actually that's exactly what he does.

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      • #4
        I send hitmen to try and assassinate Bush if I were Sadaam. He's going to go down, so why shouldn't try to take Bush down. I'd also do as much as I possibly could to terrorize the American population. If I had weapons I'd use them on Israel to disrupt the whole Middle East. After that I'd hop into a private jet and try to make it to a tropical paradise and live comfortably in retirement, basking in the fact that I had done more to hurt the U.S. than any leader before me.
        "The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is to have with them as little political connection as possible... It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world, so far as we are now at liberty to do it." George Washington- September 19, 1796

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        • #5
          How would I assure myself of the loyalty of my troops, given that they surrendered to TV newsmen last time?
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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          • #6
            Put the worst troops closest to the front, with corresponding lines of defense based on worst to first .
            The hope being that by the time the Americans and Allies get to last lines of defense, they're worn out from gathering discarded weapons of Iraq's soldiers.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DinoDoc
              How would I assure myself of the loyalty of my troops, given that they surrendered to TV newsmen last time?
              To reduce loss of life: equip all your forces with TV cams!
              Blah

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              • #8
                The best offense is a good defense. Attack Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Don't let the US have a base to attack from.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  The best offense is a good defense. Attack Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Don't let the US have a base to attack from.
                  I´d say this is the best way to Iraqs defeat, because than the Arabs would give the US full support to stop the invasion (and finish the job this time)
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                  • #10
                    I'd give up weapons of mass destruction and make a deal with the US for reduced prices on oil. Right about now I'd be doing anything to keep a war from coming.
                    "Let us kill the English! Their concept of individual rights could undermine the power of our beloved tyrants!"

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                    • #11
                      "The best offense is a good defense. Attack Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Don't let the US have a base to attack from."

                      I think you reversed your line of thought from the name, Che.
                      Going on offensive as you outlined might be their best hope.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        I'd keep my troops fighting by reminding them that there is no way to surrender to America's flying machines. They're also fighting for their homeland, so that should count for something. Drugs could come in handy, as well.

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                        • #13
                          Tell the people that if the U.S. wins they will put the Zionists in charge. Also, use whatever chemical and biological weapons may be available on the troop buildups in Turkey and Kuwait. Don't just sit there and let the U.S. build up for 6 months in perfect safety like last time.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sandman
                            I'd keep my troops fighting by reminding them that there is no way to surrender to America's flying machines.
                            They found that out the first time and found the nearest news crew to use as a substitute.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BeBro
                              I´d say this is the best way to Iraqs defeat, because than the Arabs would give the US full support to stop the invasion (and finish the job this time)
                              There is no way Iraq could possibly win against the Americans. None. The best for which they can hope is to prevent the Americans from having an area to build up their forces.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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