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  • I refer you to my previous comment. You join the ranks of JT. Your motivations are prolly the same, just jealous that I'm young, and you clearly aren't. Can you still get it 'up' naturally? Or do you pull a Dole, and take out the viagra?

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    • Check out my sig for the reason why JT posts on Apolyton at his age.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • Little 1 tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:

        "Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."

        Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:

        "Hark! A pigeon ****! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snake****... Horse****... Oh, ****! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"

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        • Originally posted by 1
          I refer you to my previous comment. You join the ranks of JT. Your motivations are prolly the same, just jealous that I'm young, and you clearly aren't. Can you still get it 'up' naturally? Or do you pull a Dole, and take out the viagra?
          He tries hard don't he
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • You might wanna tell people you're copying/pasting from elsewhere and changing the names, JT...
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


              He tries hard don't he
              Trying while hard would be more like it, what the hell do you think I have alt-tabbed? At least we don't have to worry about you trying (to get) hard.

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              • I am copying/pasting from elsewhere and changing the names.

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                • Asher don't worry, I assumed so, I didn't think JT would actually be that creative.

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                  • Originally posted by 1


                    Trying while hard would be more like it, what the hell do you think I have alt-tabbed? At least we don't have to worry about you trying (to get) hard.
                    He's speaking here from his vast experience with women

                    1, I don't know how to break this to you but Asher lied, he is not a woman
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • 1 is gay, Horsie.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • Sorry horsie, but I don't go for the pooch flaps of mercy, Asher is right.

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                        • Originally posted by Asher
                          1 is gay, Horsie.
                          Ah, hence the gayboy obsession with age and body image
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
                            Read my seldom updated blog where I talk to myself: http://davedadouche.blogspot.com/

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                            • Well... since I don't think anybody can honestly say that this isn't a spam thread now... Toast time
                              Keep on Civin'
                              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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